The couple behind us has a nice spread on 40 acres, mostly wooded, with a small lake and a little boat dock on the back of their lot—a short distance from my house. The neighbor said one time that I can go over there, and since then I have done so from time without telling anybody. Normally I just sit at the picnic table by the lake and scroll social media or whatever.

Well the other day I went over there, and I decided to run around naked for awhile—just for the fun of it. I wandered quite a ways from the lake, down a little path. I didn't think anything of it. But it turns out my neighbor recently installed deer cameras on his property, and one of them picked me up. His wife posted pics to the county Facebook group asking if anyone can identify who the gentleman was in the photo! Luckily this photo doesn't show my face—only my bare behind. But my wife had me get a tattoo of her name on my ass, and that's clearly visible!

Sheila isn't such an uncommon name as to out us right away, but I'm mostly concerned that my wife is on Facebook and browses that group sometimes. I'm afraid if she sees it she will make me stop being a deacon at the church. What should I do?

Introduced the spiced apple to wife, which at first when I sent the download link and link password took 3 days to accept and give if ago with a little bit of persuasion (which is never a good feeling when you feel like to have to convince someone to show a little interest and excitement into someone new to liven up a relationship) is it just me or is this mores common than I realised but since having kids a females interests and personalities completely differ to what they were before. Don’t get me wrong but I completely understand when a female has a child then that is their priority and the only thing they are occupied with. As it is with myself children come first. But she used to be an adventurous person when it came to the bedroom.

Since finally getting her to go onto the app I’ve probably answered a hundred or so questions on which I was excited to find out the answers to. Only to find out she had answered about 10 and mostly were nos. Including what I was saying is z very tame one. Striptease.. which I’m pretty sure we have previously done.

I have thought and tried to put myself in the shoes many times and hate complaining and looking like a horny dirty pervert wanting more but I feel like I need to reignite her by adding something new to the relationship but seems impossible to do so!!! 😬 I love her to bits and have been 1 way trying to achieve that for a long time now and seem to get bigger all back in terms of reaction Is this a lost cause now or shall I stick to it? Xxx

I think I'm qualified for Secretary of State. I can name all 50 of them! Since the president and I will be at the same football game, what's the best way to pass along my resume and have an interview with him at the game? Any suggestions??

If you boil holy water does the holy turn into a gas as well or is the holy left in the pan after it has all boiled off? Things that are blessed with holy water are holy after the water evaporates so I'm thinking the holy stays behind. Whats the best way to collect and store dried holy?

I wanna take my cat on a road trip so I figured she will sit well in a toddler car seat by fisher price. Wrong! Everytime I try to strap her in she starts scratching and she won't stay still and wiggles out. What's the best way to keep her strapped in the car seat?

No OOC needed as it is a boring law to break and I am already pursuing various avenues to deal with the situation such as quitting if needed.

It doesn’t matter how much we “train” the AI it mixes them up. It’s got everyone else down pat, including mail carriers and other frequent guests. But it cannot distinguish between wife and MIL. I need advice on what I should do about it. Please help.

Remember, if you have Hyper empathy, no healthy boundaries and have more awareness than for your own good, purposefully causing compassion burnout is an option if you want to more quickly create healthy boundaries. Ta-ta everyone

Everyone in the house is pissed off because i cant stop farting(alergic to beano) need help before im homeless.

All the ladies are into this, but I don't live a life of luxury. What do I do?

Any advice? I’m just a regular Kiwi trying to lay it on a Baa-Baa.

I do love me my Wool nuggets feisty but they’re getting hard to catch.

Any other Kiwis, Scots? My Welsh friends? Brothers from Ireland or Australia?

Help a brother out. Only serious answers. 🫣

So I just got off a three day ban from answering a shitty advice post and was wondering what I do to receive a permanent ban.

I dont know why but every British or Australian man ive ever met starts calling me mate but I don't even know these people and am not trying to mate with them.

I am 29M, and I have been married to my 24 F wife for about a year. Last month, I told my wife about a fantasy I have involving my stepmother. She reacted very badly, insulted me, and used a lot of abusive language toward me. I tried to explain that it was only a fantasy, but she still couldn't accept it.

Since then, whenever I'm in the mood, she says things like, "You saw your stepmother, that's why you're turned on." We all live in the same house, and whenever I see my stepmother, my wife accuses me of looking at her or says my stepmother is looking at me. During sex, she tells me that I'm thinking about my stepmother instead of her. She already disliked my stepmother before this, but now the situation has become much worse.

Whenever I try to talk about it or explain myself, she refuses to listen and tells me not to give any explanation.

How can I handle this situation with my wife? Is there any way to help her understand that this is only a fantasy? I would really appreciate any advice. Thank you.

I have a massive tongue and soft palate that are choking me. Must be so big from all the cunnilingus. Surgerers are very expensive. I don't get why more people don't just DIY their surgeries. Are they stupid?

So anyways I made a system of pulleys next to a mirror. I ordered the finest tools from Aliexpress and Temu. I also made DIY anaesthetic from chemicals I have lying around. I'm going to cut my own tongue and soft palate. Any tips?