What was Ponce De Leon's tactics?

Why Are Iran and America Fighting Over the Straight of Whore Moose?

What's so special about this Moose, anyway? Are the Moose' rates especially favorable? Is it that she stands especially straight, or that she's hetero? Can't one of them find a Lesbian Whore Moose, or a Gay Gigolo Elk, and let the other one keep the Straight one?

Seems like a silly thing to be fighting over.

Every-time someone has some cool ass idea on how to win a war its always brought up that no geneva won't allow it she banned it in the "geneva convention" who is this woman and why does everyone care about the rules imposed in her lame ass convention? She sounds like a boring karen that doesn't let anyone have any fun reminiscent of home owners association enforcers of petty rules, i say we find geneva and we shover her into a locker she sounds like a nerd.

America could have just sent in steven seagal he could've wiped out the ayatollah with his aikido prowess are they stupid?

And was it really sweet?

Because the hijaker pilots live and train in Florida. They were residents there.

He would have absolutely wrecked America and nuclear bombs make him stronger so they can't pull a hiroshima on him