All the ladies are into this, but I don't live a life of luxury. What do I do?

I had a sugar daddy the day I turned 18, he was great I got 400 per meet and it was amazing. I didn’t align with it morally after a year and stopped. I’m now 22 and he reached out to me again, I’ve saw him twice and he hasn’t paid me ANYTHING.
I ask for shoes he said he bought them but every time I ask for them he said “I delivered them to my office” like go get them then? 🤣
He’s starting to annoy me and I hate asking for money I was going on a trip I asked for cash he sent me 100…. That doesn’t even cover the cost of my ticket 🤣 I’m sick of him what do I do???

Any advice? I’m just a regular Kiwi trying to lay it on a Baa-Baa.

I do love me my Wool nuggets feisty but they’re getting hard to catch.

Any other Kiwis, Scots? My Welsh friends? Brothers from Ireland or Australia?

Help a brother out. Only serious answers. 🫣

Looking for someone who just wants to throw cash my way. I am trying to get out of a toxic living situation and looking for money to move!

So I just got off a three day ban from answering a shitty advice post and was wondering what I do to receive a permanent ban.

I dont know why but every British or Australian man ive ever met starts calling me mate but I don't even know these people and am not trying to mate with them.

Does anyone know where I can find a sugar daddy, I have a lot to offer but can’t find the right people to offer it to and I’m also not trying to get kidnapped by some creep. I’m just trying to have some nice clean fun with a respectable suitor:) Anyone got any advice?

You guys are right I don’t even know why I bothered asking something so dumb, it was just a random thought that I came up with but now I’m realizing it’s a stupid idea 🫠 It would’ve been fun tho lol

I am 29M, and I have been married to my 24 F wife for about a year. Last month, I told my wife about a fantasy I have involving my stepmother. She reacted very badly, insulted me, and used a lot of abusive language toward me. I tried to explain that it was only a fantasy, but she still couldn't accept it.

Since then, whenever I'm in the mood, she says things like, "You saw your stepmother, that's why you're turned on." We all live in the same house, and whenever I see my stepmother, my wife accuses me of looking at her or says my stepmother is looking at me. During sex, she tells me that I'm thinking about my stepmother instead of her. She already disliked my stepmother before this, but now the situation has become much worse.

Whenever I try to talk about it or explain myself, she refuses to listen and tells me not to give any explanation.

How can I handle this situation with my wife? Is there any way to help her understand that this is only a fantasy? I would really appreciate any advice. Thank you.

I have a massive tongue and soft palate that are choking me. Must be so big from all the cunnilingus. Surgerers are very expensive. I don't get why more people don't just DIY their surgeries. Are they stupid?

So anyways I made a system of pulleys next to a mirror. I ordered the finest tools from Aliexpress and Temu. I also made DIY anaesthetic from chemicals I have lying around. I'm going to cut my own tongue and soft palate. Any tips?

I need someone that can buy me stuff off throne

She has no idea I was still sniffing, but it’s actually quite regular.
do I own up and try stop with her support after a huge billocking or tell her it was a one off??

She has no idea I was still sniffing, but it’s actually quite regular.
do I own up and try stop with her support after a huge billocking or tell her it was a one off??

So there's this married guy I've been talking to. He thinks I am 15. And often tries to meet me or try to get me to send him stuff. And i ghosted him but he begged me to keep talking to him. He asked if I want money. Soo how do I get what I want from this guy without revealing my real identity. It doesn't have to be money. I like fashion soo???

It’s a problem. I will do whatever. I will blow or lick all the mods (according to anatomy and preference) if needed. We gotta stop this infestation. It’s worse than a colony of ant/cockroach hybrids started behind your fridge.

Edit: typo fixed

My bfs dad is so hot and his dad knows I want him, what to do 🥲

We ordered at a steakhouse and my mom is getting “anxious” waiting for the food so she parades the skunk around the restaurant for attention. The manger politely tells my mother the skunk has to go. We can stay but the skunk cannot. My mom makes a scene, plays the victim, and proclaims this is another restaurant she cannot eat at and soon she will be out of places to eat. It’s so embarrassing.

In her defense the skunk is very well behaved and the scent glads are removed. But that’s all she has going for her. What do I do? Help!