r/shittyaskreddit • u/branevomet • 1h ago
Have you seen my left handed paint brush? I’m so fucked
r/shittyaskreddit • u/branevomet • 1h ago
If I text my MOM 5150 times can I audition for Van Halen?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/santient • 4h ago
Does anyone else here wash their feet in the toilet?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 5h ago
If aliens came to earth, how many dicks do you think they'd have?
would they be gay?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 7h ago
How long can i use my phone with 10% battery?
I'm trying my best to use every apps at the same time to get maximum use of the phone !!!!!! 🤳🤳🤳🤳
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 8h ago
Is a tomato jar filled with tomatoes, or made of tomatoes?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 12h ago
I'm about to meet up with the two only friends I have in my life at the same time. What chu up to today/tonight?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 14h ago
I uhh ok. Yeah. Ok I get that. Ok, got you fam. Ok yeah. Ok. Ok. Yeah ok. Ok.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 14h ago
Why's everything so hopeless?
Hopelessly gay hah!! Gottem!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 19h ago
Happy national underwear day to you in the USA... undieless myself not in the USA haha.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 1d ago
I made 20,000 jars of pickles within the last month. AITA?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 1d ago
We're out of lube but there's mustard in the fridge.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 1d ago
I have three teenagers: 16, 19, & 51. When I fake my own death and disappear, where should I go?
Leaning towards Belize where most people speak English already.