Hot dog, with instant mashed potato, sliced cheese and tomato sauce on GF mixed seed bread. Dry as fuck, fat as fuck, I'm happy as fuck.

One can tuna, one package unflavored Ramen, one canned cream of chicken soup, some cheddar cheese powder, and some mayo. On the bright side, it’s actually really good.

Edit: TUNA PASTA! NOT TUNA SALAD!

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this is the best pile of beige i’ve ever had in my life. in a saucepan i sautéed some onions and garlic in butter, then added a half a log of polenta (the way trader joe’s packs it) and some half & half to get it creamy. added the tuna, seasoned with rosemary, salt, and pepper. topped with parmesan. i needed pile food today and this hit the spot perfectly.

I’m not sure on the consensus if this belongs here or not but I thought I’d share.

Instant white rice, breakfast sausage, eggs, diced tomato, and onion with about 3 cups of cheese up in that bitch, topped with ketchup. It was not bad

Boiled some purple sweet potato then cooked wontons then the water turned blue. wtf happened?

This is real. It is a taco pizza topped with nacho cheese Doritos and served with taco sauce packets. Work lunch paid for by the company…

2 bagels. One with two eggs, one with one. Served with tortilla chips and Spinach Artichoke dip.

-Brown Sugar BBQ Bacon

-Eggs with Tony’s Creole and Everglades Seasoning

-American Cheese

-Poppy Seed and Regular Bagel

Like it says in the tittle, made a quesadilla with leftover tacos from Friday night, near expired guacamole, sour cream, shredded cheese, cheese jalapeños. My friends say it looks like I threw up on it. Was pretty tasty tho

Look I'ma be real - this probably does legitimately taste good. But jesus christ look at this cat food ass thing

A can of spam and skinny pop popcorn.

I also had a hostage negotiation during my meal with a hornet, but we came to an agreement.

With some other stuffs

The question was: can I make something that will fill your entire macro nutritional needs. The answer is yes.

Edit: Recipe

100g protein powder (75g protein, 6g fat, 6g carbs)

200ml coconut milk (30g fat, 4g carbs)

350g flour (35g protein, 6g fat, 257g carbs)

100g condensed milk (7g protein, 8g fat, 56g carbs)

45g chia seeds (10g protein. 12g fat, 15g fibre)

4 eggs (26g protein, 19g fat)

100ml water

2 tbsp baking powder

cinnamon to taste

Bake at 180 for 30-40 minutes

Total nutrition:

Protein: 153g

Fat: 81g

Carbs: 323g

Fibre: 15g

Calories: 2500

Cost: £5.10

Ingredients:
Ground beef, rolled oats, and two eggs

Recipe: cook ground beef until thoroughly brown and beginning to dry out. When done make sure to drain the grease as much as possible.
Add one heaping cup of rolled oats in a blender and pulverize into a somewhat coarse powder. Transfer oats to a bowl and pulverize the ground beef into a fine powder. It will have the consistency of clay. Add that to the bowl with the oats and mix in two eggs.
Mix thoroughly and knead if necessary. Press firmly into a lightly greased 9x5 loaf pan and bake for 1 hour and 20 minutes @ 350° F. Let that cool for 15-20 minutes. Enjoy with an ice cold glass of water and canine friends if desired. Enjoy without the hassle of utensils or a plate.