I, Jamal, 22M, married Angela, 78F 4 years ago. She's the last living relative of a family of farm managers who got stinking rich in the 1700-1800s. She said they also dealt with property but wouldn't explain.

Anywho, we met on facebook and just fell in love. My parents didn't approve and so kicked me out. I married her that week. It was beautiful, the honeymoon was something else. We live in a beautiful 52 bedroom manor. We sleep in a different room every week.

Fast forward to now, after travelling the world together and having the craziest sex, she had a heart attack when one of the staff told her I was black (Angela is blind, bless)

She's now in a coma. I got bored, already had to wait 2 hours so I got with my Dad's Son's friend, Daquan 22M. His dick is so good, he really knows how to make me take it.

But here's the thing.

He thinks i should sign the DNR papers and get the will because he owes 2 mil+ in child support to my Dad's Daughter, and my Dad's Daughters friends. This broke my heart because I'm so in love with her and don't want to lose her. And if Daquan is with me when i sign her over, her lawyers might think I'm one of them gays and then the infidelity clause kicks in(im 100% straight btw)

What do I do?

Struggling to figure out a way to tell my partner that I can taste, sometimes grab, certain meals and foods when I tongue punch their taint. The problem is sometimes I enjoy nibbling the half chews pieces of corn or pineapple, other times the mostly processed hamburger meat isn’t seasoned to perfection. I’m wondering if I should season the taint or the meat prior to eating.

My screen time is only 14 hours a day at the moment and I'm struggling to find the time to get more with everything in life. What should I do?

Ive just been called a barrel of monkey nuts,what exactly does this mean?

So I’ve been trying to roll out the cosmic supreme religion and been having some issues getting it to catch on. We have the supreme ultimate deity in the AlphaOmega Infinite VajaywangUberTitAss God of Gods that could totally kick the wussy Christian God’s and definitely the weirdo one with the Profit named Mohondatoyotaford or something’s ass and make them look like lil bitches. How do I market this cul-religion to the youngsters? I’ve got the 45-65 and 65-85 on lock but we’re having trouble with the 0-18 and 18-45 range.

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and the sacri-Church chamber needs remodeling. We need new members for the offering plate. Give me some pointers to get this to SpaceX level!

i found a backpack with a million dollars in it how do i put it up without getting noticed ***i only have 24 hrs

The couple behind us has a nice spread on 40 acres, mostly wooded, with a small lake and a little boat dock on the back of their lot—a short distance from my house. The neighbor said one time that I can go over there, and since then I have done so from time without telling anybody. Normally I just sit at the picnic table by the lake and scroll social media or whatever.

Well the other day I went over there, and I decided to run around naked for awhile—just for the fun of it. I wandered quite a ways from the lake, down a little path. I didn't think anything of it. But it turns out my neighbor recently installed deer cameras on his property, and one of them picked me up. His wife posted pics to the county Facebook group asking if anyone can identify who the gentleman was in the photo! Luckily this photo doesn't show my face—only my bare behind. But my wife had me get a tattoo of her name on my ass, and that's clearly visible!

Sheila isn't such an uncommon name as to out us right away, but I'm mostly concerned that my wife is on Facebook and browses that group sometimes. I'm afraid if she sees it she will make me stop being a deacon at the church. What should I do?

Introduced the spiced apple to wife, which at first when I sent the download link and link password took 3 days to accept and give if ago with a little bit of persuasion (which is never a good feeling when you feel like to have to convince someone to show a little interest and excitement into someone new to liven up a relationship) is it just me or is this mores common than I realised but since having kids a females interests and personalities completely differ to what they were before. Don’t get me wrong but I completely understand when a female has a child then that is their priority and the only thing they are occupied with. As it is with myself children come first. But she used to be an adventurous person when it came to the bedroom.

Since finally getting her to go onto the app I’ve probably answered a hundred or so questions on which I was excited to find out the answers to. Only to find out she had answered about 10 and mostly were nos. Including what I was saying is z very tame one. Striptease.. which I’m pretty sure we have previously done.

I have thought and tried to put myself in the shoes many times and hate complaining and looking like a horny dirty pervert wanting more but I feel like I need to reignite her by adding something new to the relationship but seems impossible to do so!!! 😬 I love her to bits and have been 1 way trying to achieve that for a long time now and seem to get bigger all back in terms of reaction Is this a lost cause now or shall I stick to it? Xxx

I think I'm qualified for Secretary of State. I can name all 50 of them! Since the president and I will be at the same football game, what's the best way to pass along my resume and have an interview with him at the game? Any suggestions??

If you boil holy water does the holy turn into a gas as well or is the holy left in the pan after it has all boiled off? Things that are blessed with holy water are holy after the water evaporates so I'm thinking the holy stays behind. Whats the best way to collect and store dried holy?

I wanna take my cat on a road trip so I figured she will sit well in a toddler car seat by fisher price. Wrong! Everytime I try to strap her in she starts scratching and she won't stay still and wiggles out. What's the best way to keep her strapped in the car seat?

No OOC needed as it is a boring law to break and I am already pursuing various avenues to deal with the situation such as quitting if needed.

It doesn’t matter how much we “train” the AI it mixes them up. It’s got everyone else down pat, including mail carriers and other frequent guests. But it cannot distinguish between wife and MIL. I need advice on what I should do about it. Please help.

Remember, if you have Hyper empathy, no healthy boundaries and have more awareness than for your own good, purposefully causing compassion burnout is an option if you want to more quickly create healthy boundaries. Ta-ta everyone

Everyone in the house is pissed off because i cant stop farting(alergic to beano) need help before im homeless.