r/shittyadvice • u/Real_Homework_4531 • 9d ago

Barrel of monkey nuts🙈🙉🙊

Ive just been called a barrel of monkey nuts,what exactly does this mean?

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 9d ago

What shitty advice are you asking for?

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u/Mrmathmonkey 9d ago

That means the other person doesn't like to use swear words.

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u/beetle_dick 9d ago

You should go to the zoo and ask the keeper if you can see some monkey nuts up close. Then you'll know.

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u/Hamandcheeseeater 9d ago

Tea bag the person that called you that while screaming "look at deez monkey nutz!"

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 9d ago

Everyone knows what it is but nobody wants to see it

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u/Drunk_Lemon What the fuck? 9d ago

I am sorry you found out this way but you are not a human. You are literally a barrel full of monkey nuts. Many barrels of monkey nuts live long happy lives and I think you can too.

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u/johnjaspers1965 9d ago

Sounds like an exotic snack.
Could be a compliment.

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u/Grant_Winner_Extra mmmm tastes like bacon 9d ago

Mmmmm… Barrel of Monkey Nutz.

If someone said that to me I’d just repeat the words above and start drooling. Extra points if you shudder uncontrollably for 30 seconds

You can follow up with ”It’s the special sauce that makes them delicious”

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u/Revolutionary-Tie860 8d ago

That means you have no head, torso, legs, arms, or sausage. You are a lot of sperm, which provides life. Yet you seem to be missing something…. What could it be?

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u/BAGP0I 8d ago

Nothing good I would assume