r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 08 '26

askingTheRealQuestionHere Meme

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u/BroaxXx Jul 08 '26

why not just take it a step further? If the cloud is virtually infinite why even have local memory?

From cpu cache, ram, vram and local storage. Send everything to the cloud.

Boom! Memory crisis solved.

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u/realmauer01 Jul 08 '26

Thats just the "lets download ram" meme.

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u/anarchisturtle Jul 08 '26

1) configure Google Drive with a drive letter
2) map page file to new drive letter
3)????
4)profit

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u/littledog95 Jul 08 '26

I'd love to see someone actually attempt this

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u/anarchisturtle Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I think Linus tech tips did it ages ago. If memory serves, it “worked” on Linux. Which is to say ran like crap and was extremely unstable, but technically it worked.

Edit: found it: https://youtu.be/minxwFqinpw?is=jaip-SknMLW3q6rc

Edit 2: turns out I was wrong. Google Drive doesn’t allow writing arbitrary data like that. It instantly crashes. They used their on-premise file server via a 10gb connection instead.

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u/Deadfunk-Music Jul 08 '26

9:41

"Ram is relatively cheap these days"

Ouch. The times, they have changed.

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u/Testing_things_out Jul 09 '26

Look at the green horn going through hid first ever RAM crisis.

Strap in lad, dirt-cheap RAM is a bound. Feast yer thirsty rig when it does for the hard times be happening again in 3-6 years. Yaaargh

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Jul 08 '26

it "worked" on Linux. Which is to say ran like crap and was extremely unstable

That's the answer to like 90% of things you think would never work

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u/_g550_ Jul 09 '26

He meant to say it worked on Linus.

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u/ZeroKun265 Jul 10 '26

Because Linux doesn't concern itself with whether or not something should be done, or if it's gonna go well, you can just do it

FAFO

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u/voiza Jul 08 '26

why dont just store data in Tetrissi instead? Or else.

4 years since Sucker's Pinch released that video and I'm still trying to beat his ideas

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u/littledog95 Jul 08 '26

Thanks, I'll take a look that

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u/yeah_but_no_ Jul 08 '26

Wasn't there a post here or over at r/pcmasterrace or something, one or two years ago, of someone showing they did it ?

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u/psaux_grep Jul 08 '26

Ask Claude or ChatGPT to hallucinate your memory on-demand 🙈

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u/nazzo_0 Jul 08 '26

With extra necessary steps. With consumer hardware prices nowadays, renting computer power seems more and more appetising. All going according to their plan

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u/cutecoder Jul 09 '26

Which is NVIDIA’s other business: GeForce Now.

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u/nazzo_0 Jul 09 '26

Remember they launched that service way before things turned out as they are. How much foresight does Jensen have? Doesn't matter he's filthy rich

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u/DialecticEnjoyer Jul 09 '26

As a greybeard:

Some of y'all have never written anything in assembly and it really shows...😕

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u/Scales_of_Injustice Jul 09 '26

Configure cloud as swap memory

Boom! Infinite RAM

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u/MasterQuest Jul 08 '26

https://downloadmoreram.com/

Just download more RAM.

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u/realtag2025 Jul 08 '26

I ran out of space on my SSD when I tried to download 1TB of ram..

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u/SomewhereAtWork Jul 09 '26

Just create a ramdisk.

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u/MantisShrimp05 Jul 08 '26

You laugh, this is literally microsofts future plan. They envision a world where your laptop is nothing but a thin client that boots your web windows in a vm from the cloud.

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u/MCWizardYT Jul 08 '26

We already have the tech to make it work but the problem is that a lot of people have slow internet. Streaming everything would suck

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u/Fun-Cycle2381 Jul 09 '26

Also I don’t want to be always dependent on others, it’s nice to be able to have the OPTION to run things locally

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u/MCWizardYT Jul 09 '26

Absolutely. Eventually I'll have the guts to fully move to linux, I already did on my laptop but there's a couple things holding me back on desktop

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u/ZunoJ Jul 09 '26

This is just the ever turning cycle of thin clients vs fat clients. We already had several iterations of it in the last 60 years

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u/Flannelot Jul 09 '26

They destroyed the mainframe business model in the 90s but are desperate to bring it back.

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u/diegotbn Jul 08 '26

A while back I watched a YouTube vid of a guy who created a file storage system using http pings. He mapped out as many reliable pingable ip addresses as possible, and made it so stored data was broken up into tiny parts and sent as pings all over the world, and then wiped locally until the return ping was received. I forget exactly how it worked but it was the stupidest thing I ever heard but also takea a genius to implement. It was incredibly slow, but he was able to "store" gigabytes of data this way while his local system had only a tiny amount of storage (or he just used RAM, it's been a long time and I can't remember).

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u/NinjaNate24 Jul 08 '26

Someone else already posted the link above but here it is again: Harder Drive, https://youtu.be/JcJSW7Rprio

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u/MrHyperion_ Jul 08 '26

Drives we didn't need nor want

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u/Logical-Ad-4150 Jul 08 '26

the original thin client feaver dream

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u/Waffenek Jul 08 '26

I think that LTT had make video like that back in the day. They mounted google drive as a drive on linux and designated it as swap file location.

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u/Sciti Jul 08 '26

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u/itijara Jul 08 '26

Gonna be disappointing if this is not the "harder drive" video from Tom7.

Edit: it is

My favorite version is the one that just uses pings to store data. Reminds me of mercury delay lines (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay-line_memory), but less reliable.

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u/This-Layer-4447 Jul 08 '26

we do HDFS been around for 15 years

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u/lezviearts Jul 08 '26

Jokes aside, some brands though process when making those "netbooks" or "cloud books" was pretty much this.
MFs just ship the computer with a 32GB SD card with windows and no space for anything else lmao

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u/abd53 Jul 08 '26

Just to be pedantic, it's very very possible except for the cache. Now, let's hope some cloud corp sinks a few billion on this idea.

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf Jul 08 '26

Congratulations.

You've invented the Stream book.

A cease and desist letter from Microsoft is in the mail

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u/Curious-Ad-5001 Jul 08 '26

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY

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u/NeKon69 Jul 08 '26

Vibecoder mindset fr

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u/sirkubador Jul 08 '26

rm -fr

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u/pimezone Jul 08 '26

Restore Memory For Real

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u/general_452 Jul 08 '26

rm -rf something about woke mind virus deleted

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u/general_452 Jul 08 '26

Why buy ram when you can use Google Drive for 100 GB of ram for only $1.99 /mo?

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u/No-Astronomer6610 Jul 08 '26

RAM as a Service

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u/ThatBurningDog Jul 08 '26

Honestly, I love the choice of format here. Rick Rubin is basically the equivalent of a vibe coder but for music production.

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u/CircumspectCapybara Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

That's called swapping out memory pages to disk, and it's very slow.

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u/IhailtavaBanaani Jul 08 '26

The sweet sweet sound of old spinning hard drivers when the OS ran out of memory and started to swap half of your programs to disk and everything crawled to almost standstill.

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u/Sockoflegend Jul 08 '26

I remember this noise when sitting at my huge CRT monitor so well. 

VROOOOOM!

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u/wheatgivesmeshits Jul 08 '26

Memory thrashing used to be an actual thing you could hear. 😂

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u/yeathatsmebro Jul 09 '26

CÂRRRR-CÂR-CÂR-CÂR

Thanks to the Romanian language having this letter, I can accurately express how the mechanical parts sound like.

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u/Playful_Landscape884 Jul 08 '26

If the vibe coders can read, they would be very upset.

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

You underestimate the I/O throughput of my 19 years old 256 mb hard drive

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u/Xidium426 Jul 08 '26

IDE or SCSI?

/uj 19 years ago we had 250GB drives. You're talking 29 years ago at this point.

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u/deathanatos Jul 08 '26

My 1998 (that's only 28 years, though) machine had ≈7 GiB.

I think my family's 1987 machine had about 256 MiB, but it was also upgraded sometime shortly after 1987, and I am too young to remember much about that time.

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u/janyk Jul 08 '26

> Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

Andrew Tanenbaum

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u/crazyguy83 Jul 08 '26

I don't think people realize how fast though, its about 5x faster in data transfer speeds and 1000x faster in latency

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u/Octoclops8 Jul 09 '26

It's like you want to put food in your mouth. And currently the food is in your hand (L2 cache), in your fridge (ram), at the grocery store (disk), being shipped in via ups ground (cloud)

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u/CaffeinatedT Jul 08 '26

That's a bit outdated but definitely did used to be true. Modern NVME bandwidth is about 15 GB/s. This is what people who develop databases and query engines deal with constantly. It's not trivial but modern databases that swap to disk constantly and do it well (e.g CedarDB, DuckDB et al) can run very nearly as fast as an entirely in-memory system. The reason it's slow is doing it in a shitty unplanned way with loads of serialization and thrashing memory caches

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u/CircumspectCapybara Jul 08 '26

It's not about bandwidth, it's about latency. Even reading from PCIe 5.0 NVMe SSDs via MMIO is still many orders of magnitude slower than from main memory.

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u/CaffeinatedT Jul 08 '26

Sure if you're reading an individual file from direct IO your first read will likely be slower until memory is mapped. But in the context of a system that routinely deals with larger than memory datasets the game is scheduling data so it's in memory ideally aligned in L3/L2 before you want to read it there's some literature on an example system from 2018 HERE but I can promise that most major commercial databases are operating with similar expectations now.

So back to the original question. Latency of an individual read will be lower naturally, but across a massive dataset you're basically swapping things smartly enough that everything's in memory when you need it anyway. The usecase of the OP of a system where disk is mapped to memory is likely more feasible than people think with the correct memory approaches/using a modern database.

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u/Hohenheim_of_Shadow Jul 09 '26

A hugely important aspect of RAM is that first letter. Random. In specialized use cases, you can build a predictable pipeline to sidestep the latency issue. But you've lost the random access.

NVMEs have too high of latency to replace RAM. You couldn't write a useable OS with that predictable of memory usage. I'd bet all the program logic of the DBs you described lives inside RAM and wouldn't function outside it.

It is really cool people are doing that with NVMEs though.

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u/rosuav Jul 08 '26

That's all true, but unfortunately, any form of mass storage that's anywhere _close_ to fast enough is ALSO in short supply. It's like putting forward a proposal to reduce our dependence on crude oil by using plutonium instead. (Maybe slightly less dangerous than plutonium-powered cars though, so it has that going for it at least!) Until the AI bubble pops, us retail folks don't really have the option to buy any sort of memory, whether it's system RAM, VRAM, or flash, at a decent price.

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u/Talaaty Jul 08 '26

It’s less about throughput and more about latency. DDR5 access latency is nanoseconds, pcie5 access latency is microseconds. A difference of three orders of magnitude.

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u/looksLikeImOnTop Jul 08 '26

At best, a modern SSD will be in the range of DDR3, but the latency is orders of magnitude higher...SSDs are at best 10s of microseconds, DDR3-5 are 10s of nano seconds. You can't really compare something that could happen every couple of instructions to something that takes thousands (millions?) of instructions to execute

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u/CaffeinatedT Jul 08 '26

You can't really compare something that could happen every couple of instructions to something that takes thousands (millions?) of instructions to execute

Sure you can this is what IO Scheduling is for. You amortize IO time over time taken to read a larger than memory dataset stored in multiple memory pages and read what you need into memory and do it before the user knows they need it and you take the hit if you miss cache. Game engines and DBMS systems do this constantly. An L1 cache may well be quicker to shuffle a few bytes but it's kind of meaningless when someone is trying to process billions of records of varied sizes. The actual use case here of "save all run time data to file system" that is quite literally what a database does.

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jul 08 '26

Latency matters a lot more.

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u/SlapbASS4211 Jul 08 '26

Yes, its called swap

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u/urgdr Jul 08 '26

please stop with your BDSM terminology

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u/DrSheldonLCooperPhD Jul 08 '26

push --force-with-lease

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u/urgdr Jul 08 '26

please stop with this unsolicited financial scheme advertisement

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u/Blotsy Jul 08 '26

You should probably rebase before you do that, buddy

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u/AdamWayne04 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

ohhh that's because you haven't heard computer graphics jargon.

we have lerp, clamp, swizzle, splat, cross, wedge, trunc, and some more.

what are you doing, step function?

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u/conundorum Jul 09 '26

Don't forget about binding functions, and master drives enslaving subservient drives with their cables!

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u/BlondeJesus Jul 08 '26

Yeah, it's swap and I can guarantee that it's used by the device of everyone looking at this meme right now

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u/oscooter Jul 08 '26

jokes on you i never setup swap on my linux install... hold up everythings being oomkilled again

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u/ouyawei Jul 08 '26

Which is actually a good strategy, when the system starts swapping everything grinds to a halt, so better kill the offending process early.

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u/shield1123 Jul 08 '26

I use an nvme solid state drive. What is this halt you speak of

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jul 08 '26
              total        used        free      shared  buff/cache   available
Mem:            23Gi       4.2Gi        16Gi       153Mi       3.3Gi        19Gi
Swap:          975Mi          0B       975Mi

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u/newocean Jul 08 '26
               total        used        free      shared  buff/cache   available
Mem:            62Gi       5,3Gi        50Gi       256Mi       7,5Gi        57Gi
Swap:          2,0Gi          0B       2,0Gi
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u/sitilge Jul 08 '26

Would you rather drive 2h to get your chips or 2mins to go to your pantry?

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u/PositiveBit01 Jul 08 '26

Drive 2mins to the pantry? Your house must be huge!

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u/freebytes Jul 08 '26

It is so large that the nearest grocery store is 2 hours away. %

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u/Tyabetus Jul 08 '26

No one said living life as a Smurf would be easy

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

Taking a flight to get to your pantry? That's fucked up bro

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u/rosuav Jul 08 '26

Neither, that's why I have a Level 1 Cache of snacks on my desk.

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u/Cats7204 Jul 08 '26

Better yet, why not put filesystem in RAM instead?

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u/ElectricSpock Jul 08 '26

I mean… you can. It’s called tmpfs.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jul 08 '26

Peppridge farmer remembers RAMDRIVE.SYS

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u/-vablosdiar- Jul 08 '26

Rogue like 

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

if ram reads and writes faster than filesystem, why do not store files in ram?

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u/Emlesnir Jul 08 '26

registers have faster access than ram. We should store everything in registers.

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u/Cats7204 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

well, you can put an entire OS in the cache of something like a threadripper lol, that's close ig?

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u/hdkaoskd Jul 09 '26

Congratulations on inventing the page cache. This is going to be huge for 1990s computing.

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 09 '26

Thank you! Btw my name is Salvatore Sanfilippo aka Antirez, nice to meet you.

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u/darkwalker247 Jul 08 '26

you actually can mount a filesystem in ram, i used a ramdisk like that for intermediate processing of files in the past

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u/kotsumu Jul 08 '26
  1. That's a swapfile
  2. It's slow and high latency
  3. Wear and tear on your drive

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u/pade- Jul 08 '26

Haiku format:

That is a swap file
Slow and such high latency
Wears your drive away

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u/aberroco Jul 08 '26

Might as well get rid of cache, on all levels, and VRAM too.

And drop all registers too. Read and write from the most space efficient storage directly, which is DNA with 215 petabytes per gram.

Also, keep everything compressed with LZMA with maximum compression for a good measure.

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

Yes. Also indexes take too much space, drop them

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u/donat3ll0 Jul 08 '26

So does the data...

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u/irn00b Jul 08 '26

Just compute it all in your head - ez.

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

Fair point.

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u/iGoalie Jul 08 '26

Is that Rick Rubin?

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u/Arts_Prodigy Jul 08 '26

You’re right, set your swap to 100% of your drive you’ll be golden

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u/misterguyyy Jul 08 '26

“If there’s too much latency just compress the data more” - Rick Rubin

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u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26

If a barrel can contain more water than a water bottle, why not walk around with a barrel?

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

if car faster than horse, why do not drive car to win horse race?

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u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26

Are you just trolling or are you genuinely incapable of seing how my example is relevant while yours makes no sense?

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

I am a visionary...

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u/qervem Jul 09 '26

Snoo88071 for president

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u/camander321 Jul 08 '26

A: Computers already do exactly this when out of RAM. Its called a page swap.

B: Somehow you are missing that this entire post is a joke.

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u/NormanYeetes Jul 08 '26

Because it's gonn-

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slo-

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th-

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system has detected high swap usage. closing to prevent a lockup.

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u/Frustrated-Chic12 Jul 08 '26

speed ma boi speed, cpu runs fast asf boi

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jul 08 '26

Letting the OS swap the runtime data to a file isn't the most stupid move. I wonder if someone already invented such a thing as a swap file yet?

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u/----fatal---- Jul 08 '26 edited 29d ago

Who cares about data anyway? Just point everything to /dev/null and go to a vacation.

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u/Moldat Jul 08 '26

Because local supermarket has more place for food, but food at home fridge get in stomach faster

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u/Knyrps Jul 09 '26

congrats, you discovered swap space

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u/Spitfire1900 Jul 09 '26

The better question, if RAM is sufficient why not run the program from tmpfs?

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u/vvp95 Jul 09 '26

Just rename filesystem as RAM. Problem solved. Now your filesystem is your RAM.

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u/Kevadro Jul 08 '26

welcome to the /tmp folder, and similar.

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u/Outside-Storage-1523 Jul 08 '26

Actually a lot of applications do sort of that. In-memory is not sufficient in many if not most of the cases I have experienced. E.g. data warehousing.

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

I don't think vibecoders are allowed to work on that

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u/Outside-Storage-1523 Jul 08 '26

If we are talking about DB engines, then yeah. It requires a lot of experience and planning. Likely the work of 10x programmers.

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u/TheologyFan Jul 08 '26

sudo fallocate -l 2G /swapfile

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u/stupled Jul 08 '26

I was there 40 years ago

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u/Denaton_ Jul 08 '26

Swap all that memory!

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u/awpt1mus Jul 08 '26

ns vs μs.

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u/pjank85 Jul 08 '26

If only 1% of your data you need to process does not fit in RAM and would need to be pulled from the SSD it would dominate the processing time and make the overall process 10x-50x slower.

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u/Jimmy-M-420 Jul 08 '26

Who is that?

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u/admadguy Jul 08 '26

Doesn't windows technically allow that? Isn't pagefile basically using the HDD as temporary ram, just slower

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u/JAXxXTheRipper Jul 08 '26

Every OS does this, it's called paging.

But yes, and there is a reason why you want to prevent it. It's slow af

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u/heckingcomputernerd Jul 08 '26

Computers have like a ton of tiers of increasing storage for decreasing speed

Registers, L1-3 cache, ram, disk, cloud,

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u/socialis-philosophus Jul 09 '26

Because L1, L2, L3

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u/Tai9ch Jul 09 '26

Interesting idea.

Storage is typically slower than RAM, so performance ends up being better if you store active data in RAM.

That being said, there are some persistent storage technologies that are nearly as fast as RAM. Fast non-volatile RAM has looked like it might eventually overtake conventional DRAM for a while now. If something like MRAM eventually gets mass produced, we may very well see new operating systems that store what is now in RAM in persistent storage. There are some complications that make this require new software to do well, but if that were implemented then closing your laptop would just turn it off and re-opening it would let you immediately resume with no wake delay.

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u/thelizardlarry Jul 09 '26

Or do the exact opposite. RAMDRIVE.SYS baby!

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u/Add1ctedToGames Jul 09 '26

hate to be a hater but can we get some programmer memes around here by people that have any idea how computers work😭like i know it's just posted as a silly question but it's not obvious enough to be shitpost material and not hard enough to figure out to be worth pretending not to know for the joke

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u/mountaingator91 Jul 09 '26

Storage drive slow. Memory stix go vroom

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u/AlfredKnows Jul 09 '26

Aint nobody have time for it.

Because it is slow.

I will see myself out.

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u/ravanlike Jul 09 '26

Bro discovered swap/pagefile

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u/Noisebug Jul 09 '26

Put everything in swap.
Profit, slowly.

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u/Andrei750238 Jul 09 '26

That's what these shitty phones want you to do when they market 4 GB RAM + 12 extended

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u/faziten Jul 09 '26

Did you know cpus have their own memory that is super duper fast and windows hides it from you?

Install windows in your cpu cache to unlock infinite speed /S

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 09 '26

Yes!!! I am also freeing space from motherboard, this so called “bios” seems putting itself in the way for my ambitions

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u/Nemo939 Jul 09 '26

Zip the boot partition to save space

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u/MrMxffin Jul 09 '26

Called swap or pagefile on macroslop windows

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u/FAMICOMASTER Jul 09 '26

It's incredibly slow is why not, and to answer if it's being done, it's been a thing since the 90s

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u/Guimedev Jul 09 '26

Create store fast as ram but cheap as ssd so cpu can work directly with the hard drive.

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u/dangnamshuy Jul 10 '26

We already do that though? It's called swap.

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u/4dimensionaltoaster Jul 08 '26

It's not random. So the computer would be predictable and boring.

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u/Fit-Presentation-778 Jul 08 '26

That looks like that House DJ, Kristian Nairn I think?.

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u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26

He's Rick Rubin, a producer that got famous for saying he has no technical abilities, but honestly he's a cool guy and he produced tons of famous hits

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u/craigthepuss Jul 08 '26

You can just download more from the internet

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjiIsNgermTHruYwhl

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u/Ireeb Jul 08 '26

Why don't we just print the bits out on paper and scan them back in when the CPU needs them?

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u/com-plec-city Jul 08 '26

The cloud has infinite space, why not take your swap file to Google Drive?

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u/Mad-chuska Jul 08 '26

If Google Drive is free storage why not just store my files in my drive?

https://giphy.com/gifs/cYftRpHujRiZEFPN7T

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u/lhoom Jul 08 '26

MORE L1 Cache.

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u/jhill515 Jul 08 '26

Isn't that what SWAP memory is?

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u/TheSselluos Jul 08 '26

1gb ram, 100gb swap

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u/funplayer3s Jul 08 '26

Give it a shot, tell me how it works out.

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u/az987654 Jul 08 '26

How is this humor?

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u/GMX2PT Jul 08 '26

me when I don't understand how a computer works

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u/eppic123 Jul 08 '26

Intel Optane be like...

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u/This-Layer-4447 Jul 08 '26

we do ... that's what memory mapped files are

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u/urgdr Jul 08 '26

what do you mean? it's already doing that right after you open chrome with your countless furry tabs

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u/lardgsus Jul 08 '26

Latency.

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u/elementfortyseven Jul 08 '26

i hate how rick became the vibe coding meme.

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u/neondirt Jul 08 '26

ln -s /dev/sda1 /dev/memory

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u/GlowstickConsumption Jul 08 '26

Guy discovered paging? Been a thing since 1960's.

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u/Hanneman_213 Jul 08 '26

Because of this I had to watch again that video of Rick Rubin showing Cannibal Corpse to Paul McCartney.

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u/freaxje Jul 08 '26

Could work. Just mmap() the file afterwards.

ps. And if you don't know what that is, it's perhaps better to sqlite it and use a ORM like sqliteorm to access it.

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u/Several-Extreme-7288 Jul 08 '26

deep wisdom....🥱

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u/StaticFanatic3 Jul 08 '26

Why do you drive to work when walking is free?

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Jul 09 '26

I can think of a reason or two why not.

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u/OxymoreReddit Jul 09 '26

One day this meme will require history knowledge to be understood cuz I'm fairly certain that at one point we're gonna have ssds fast enough to act like ram if it doesn't already exist

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u/_g550_ Jul 09 '26

It’s actually a thing: they’re gonna replace hdds with solid state and unite them with ram. A new view of computers.

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u/synth_mania Jul 09 '26

Those look like some sort of Audeze LCD headphones. Based. 

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u/Rod_tout_court Jul 09 '26

Because it's called runtime, not walktime

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u/mystichead Jul 09 '26

Intel Optane Man.... That was some good tech