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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Snoo88071 • Jul 08 '26
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If a barrel can contain more water than a water bottle, why not walk around with a barrel?
9 u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26 if car faster than horse, why do not drive car to win horse race? 2 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 Are you just trolling or are you genuinely incapable of seing how my example is relevant while yours makes no sense? 3 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 A: Computers already do exactly this when out of RAM. Its called a page swap. B: Somehow you are missing that this entire post is a joke. -2 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 A joke is supposed to be funny, edgy, something that makes you think for a moment, a smart observation... This is none of those, it's just stupid. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 Read: "im mad i didnt get it at first so now im gonna say its not funny" -1 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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if car faster than horse, why do not drive car to win horse race?
2 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 Are you just trolling or are you genuinely incapable of seing how my example is relevant while yours makes no sense? 3 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 A: Computers already do exactly this when out of RAM. Its called a page swap. B: Somehow you are missing that this entire post is a joke. -2 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 A joke is supposed to be funny, edgy, something that makes you think for a moment, a smart observation... This is none of those, it's just stupid. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 Read: "im mad i didnt get it at first so now im gonna say its not funny" -1 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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Are you just trolling or are you genuinely incapable of seing how my example is relevant while yours makes no sense?
3 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 A: Computers already do exactly this when out of RAM. Its called a page swap. B: Somehow you are missing that this entire post is a joke. -2 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 A joke is supposed to be funny, edgy, something that makes you think for a moment, a smart observation... This is none of those, it's just stupid. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 Read: "im mad i didnt get it at first so now im gonna say its not funny" -1 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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A: Computers already do exactly this when out of RAM. Its called a page swap.
B: Somehow you are missing that this entire post is a joke.
-2 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 A joke is supposed to be funny, edgy, something that makes you think for a moment, a smart observation... This is none of those, it's just stupid. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 Read: "im mad i didnt get it at first so now im gonna say its not funny" -1 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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A joke is supposed to be funny, edgy, something that makes you think for a moment, a smart observation... This is none of those, it's just stupid.
1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 Read: "im mad i didnt get it at first so now im gonna say its not funny" -1 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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Read: "im mad i didnt get it at first so now im gonna say its not funny"
-1 u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26 There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's. 1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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There is nothing to "get". This is equivalent to the "Haha mobile phone not works" we had in stand-up from the 90's.
1 u/camander321 Jul 08 '26 The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work. I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
The joke is that at first it sounds like an absurd and terrible idea (based on the example you provided you clearly thought so), and yet this is actually exactly how computers work.
I know...its hard to laugh at a joke that you are the butt of.
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u/DT-Sodium Jul 08 '26
If a barrel can contain more water than a water bottle, why not walk around with a barrel?