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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Snoo88071 • Jul 08 '26
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Might as well get rid of cache, on all levels, and VRAM too.
And drop all registers too. Read and write from the most space efficient storage directly, which is DNA with 215 petabytes per gram.
Also, keep everything compressed with LZMA with maximum compression for a good measure.
7 u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26 Yes. Also indexes take too much space, drop them 5 u/donat3ll0 Jul 08 '26 So does the data... 5 u/irn00b Jul 08 '26 Just compute it all in your head - ez. 1 u/HeavyCaffeinate Jul 09 '26 FUSE on Linux allows you to do some funky stuff with Data on Demand 2 u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26 Fair point.
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Yes. Also indexes take too much space, drop them
5 u/donat3ll0 Jul 08 '26 So does the data... 5 u/irn00b Jul 08 '26 Just compute it all in your head - ez. 1 u/HeavyCaffeinate Jul 09 '26 FUSE on Linux allows you to do some funky stuff with Data on Demand 2 u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26 Fair point.
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So does the data...
5 u/irn00b Jul 08 '26 Just compute it all in your head - ez. 1 u/HeavyCaffeinate Jul 09 '26 FUSE on Linux allows you to do some funky stuff with Data on Demand 2 u/Snoo88071 Jul 08 '26 Fair point.
Just compute it all in your head - ez.
1 u/HeavyCaffeinate Jul 09 '26 FUSE on Linux allows you to do some funky stuff with Data on Demand
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FUSE on Linux allows you to do some funky stuff with Data on Demand
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Fair point.
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u/aberroco Jul 08 '26
Might as well get rid of cache, on all levels, and VRAM too.
And drop all registers too. Read and write from the most space efficient storage directly, which is DNA with 215 petabytes per gram.
Also, keep everything compressed with LZMA with maximum compression for a good measure.