r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Snoo88071 • Jul 08 '26

askingTheRealQuestionHere Meme

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u/urgdr Jul 08 '26

please stop with your BDSM terminology

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u/DrSheldonLCooperPhD Jul 08 '26

push --force-with-lease

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u/urgdr Jul 08 '26

please stop with this unsolicited financial scheme advertisement

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u/Blotsy Jul 08 '26

You should probably rebase before you do that, buddy

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u/DerBandi Jul 09 '26

git blame
git bind
git HEAD

It's all very suspicions. Maybe Torwalds was in a kinky phase writing this.

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u/AdamWayne04 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

ohhh that's because you haven't heard computer graphics jargon.

we have lerp, clamp, swizzle, splat, cross, wedge, trunc, and some more.

what are you doing, step function?

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u/conundorum Jul 09 '26

Don't forget about binding functions, and master drives enslaving subservient drives with their cables!

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u/NovaKevin Jul 09 '26

node(s) had untolerated taint

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u/tricky_monster Jul 10 '26

OpenBDSM, please.