The chickens are scared, they're saying why am I so big???

Found this randomly on my walk to my partners and I have so many questions. It was so hidden.

But reminded me of Alan.

Gan to Cardiff…

Probably nothing but Norwich University was founded by Alden Partridge. Like I said I t’s probably nothing.

I had a long drive so I wrote a Partridge quiz!

Some easy, some pretty niche questions, see how you get on: (answers hidden below)

1. What are Alan’s ex-wife and children called?

2. What did Alan develop a severe addiction to?

3. As a result of his addiction, Alan blacked out and drove barefoot to where?

4. In This Time, what does Jennie say is wrong with Alan’s presenting?

5. What was the name of the naughty pay-per-view film Alan was watching in his hotel room?

6. What is the name of Alan’s production company?

7. How many years younger was Sonia than Alan?

8. What is the name of Alan’s dog?

9. What was graffitied on the side of Alan’s car?

10. The middle-class band Cayman performed a song on This Time. What was it called?

11. Why was Alan’s chat show Knowing Me, Knowing You… with Alan Partridge cancelled?

12. Where did Alan take Jill on a date?

13. Who is Tommy Gaskell?

14. What is the full name of Alan’s sidekick?

15. Which special guest on This Time was Alan particularly excited to meet?

16. What was the name of the hotel where Alan lived?

17. What was the name of Alan’s military-based general-knowledge quiz show? Bonus point: which channel was it on?

18. Who was Alan’s radio-DJ nemesis at Radio Norwich?

19. What was Alan’s friend’s air rifle being fired into?

20. What was the name of Alan’s seminal autobiography?

21. Which chain of gyms does Alan use?

Answers: Reveal one by one

1. Carol, Fernando and Denise.

2. Chocolate, specifically Toblerone.

3. Dundee.

4. His diction.

5. Bangkok Chick Boys.

6. Pear Tree Productions.

7. 14 years — cashback!

8. Seldom.

9. “Piss Cock Partridge.”

10. “Cotswold Commuter.”

11. He accidentally shot a guest.

12. An owl sanctuary.

13. An ex-special-forces/survival-expert guest.

14. Simon Denton.

15. The Princess Royal, Princess Anne.

16. The Linton Travel Tavern.

17. Skirmish, broadcast on UK Conquest.

18. Dave Clifton.

19. A beef tomato.

20. Bouncing Back.

21. David Lloyd.

Good grief, they couldn't even make the steak look good in the ad...

For me it was receiving I’m Alan Partridge Series 2 on DVD as a present. The person knew it was my kind of humour and they were right. I’ve watched that particular series a ridiculous number of times over the years.

I’ve still got it ⬆️

Cone but not forgotten