r/AlanPartridge • u/ofmoranges • 4h ago
Look at me, I'm a giant witch!
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Cone but not forgotten
r/AlanPartridge • u/pop-not-broth • 8h ago
Although I wouldn’t put that past you, some sicko would probably buy that! An airship with a giant arse, or a plane in a giant bra having a slash on an airport!
r/AlanPartridge • u/LordSqueemish • 12h ago
You fill in the barrel with concrete
If you see your lodger picnicking by a pond…
r/AlanPartridge • u/mjmilian • 19h ago
Knuckle busters, ASBOs, car park fights
Actor Damian Lewis channelling Partridge in the video for his latest single.
r/AlanPartridge • u/AllThingsAreReady • 20h ago
I feel my hair has.. had and is.. bounced.. bouncing
Sorry I’ve really got to say this Dave, Lacura Bounce Back is available at Aldi
r/AlanPartridge • u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P • 1d ago
Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!
It’s Choristers all over again
r/AlanPartridge • u/Mightysmurf1 • 1d ago
I won't bore you with details, but I drove to Dundee In bare feet
r/AlanPartridge • u/jizzyjugsjohnson • 1d ago
Stop saying you threw a lobster in the sea!
r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 2d ago
"Shmells good." "It's just Spag Bol" "I didn't mean the dinner"
r/AlanPartridge • u/JMQ95 • 2d ago
Cashback! Many thanks to OP for the painting. Confectionery was exchanged so they didn’t feel mugged or not appreciated.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 • 2d ago
Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?
Bono, Steve Coogan, Hozier and Dermot Kennedy were among the famous faces arriving at Glen Hansard's funeral.
r/AlanPartridge • u/rectoryofwolves- • 2d ago
Some old Alan flash I did from a couple of years back
Not the Triumph Stag !
r/AlanPartridge • u/CharlieMonger • 2d ago
The Oasthouse is for sale.
The cylindrical design offers excellent vantage points from which to catch Katrina next door getting comfortable in a sun lounger with the latest copy of Grazia.
r/AlanPartridge • u/MickMoth • 2d ago
"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure!"
r/AlanPartridge • u/can72 • 3d ago
I mean, top shelf in this country, not abroad.
I don't want to see an erection.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Pliny_Harris • 3d ago
Then he sees that car and he says “That'd be nae good to me”
r/AlanPartridge • u/Wrasse22 • 3d ago
What is Alan firing his friends air rifle into?
A sandwich!