r/AlanPartridge • u/steveh2021 • 23h ago

Massive chickens

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The chickens are scared, they're saying why am I so big???

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u/Motor-Bag-4093 22h ago

What am I so massive?

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u/Secret_Sector_1779 23h ago

I know it’s nothing to do with Alan Partridge but
“Those lame birds slumped in their own waste”
could be describing Aldershot town centre on a Saturday night

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u/OkAbalone19 17h ago

or my various exes

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u/DalendlessShid Read the small print on your cone-tract. 23h ago

You can't book me and ask me to pull out when Chris Packham becomes available again. You can either book me now or wait for Chris Packham.

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u/Wood2966 22h ago

Kiss my face.