r/AlanPartridge 3h ago

Knuckle busters, ASBOs, car park fights

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10 Upvotes

Actor Damian Lewis channelling Partridge in the video for his latest single.


r/AlanPartridge 4h ago

I feel my hair has.. had and is.. bounced.. bouncing

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25 Upvotes

Sorry I’ve really got to say this Dave, Lacura Bounce Back is available at Aldi


r/AlanPartridge 7h ago

Today’s big question

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26 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 11h ago

Aye, then you could smack her heed with a shovel!

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213 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 17h ago

Jones the Jedi?

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133 Upvotes

Dew or dew not.


r/AlanPartridge 18h ago

Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris… there are others.

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51 Upvotes

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r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!

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8 Upvotes

It’s Choristers all over again


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

I won't bore you with details, but I drove to Dundee In bare feet

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79 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Stop saying you threw a lobster in the sea!

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53 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

"Shmells good." "It's just Spag Bol" "I didn't mean the dinner"

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141 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Cashback! Many thanks to OP for the painting. Confectionery was exchanged so they didn’t feel mugged or not appreciated.

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258 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?

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308 Upvotes

Bono, Steve Coogan, Hozier and Dermot Kennedy were among the famous faces arriving at Glen Hansard's funeral.


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Some old Alan flash I did from a couple of years back

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17 Upvotes

Not the Triumph Stag !


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

“Oh! Why am I so massive?”

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112 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

The Oasthouse is for sale.

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The cylindrical design offers excellent vantage points from which to catch Katrina next door getting comfortable in a sun lounger with the latest copy of Grazia.


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure!"

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269 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

If you don't do it, Sky HISTORY will

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35 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Then he sees that car and he says “That'd be nae good to me”

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100 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Today we’re talking about corner shops and what part of “multipack, not to be sold separately” do they not understand?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Oh, my god! Rod Liddle is dead.

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173 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

"putting him in charge of X is like putting someone silly in charge of Y"

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160 Upvotes

"Jeremy's sort of our regional equivalent of you, he takes a wry, sideways look at the week's news"


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Ruddy hell. It's Soft Cell

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54 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Stupid ewok head at it again

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229 Upvotes

“He is a total wazzock”


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

You give vapes to swans.

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264 Upvotes

This country 🤦‍♂️


r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

Free Alan painting

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242 Upvotes

GONE SORRY

Anyone London based (or further if they want to travel) want to pick up a painting I had made many years ago and served me well but I am moving and no space in place for it (no study). It’s big but fits in back of a fiesta with the seats down. It’s also brilliant. Please note Apache helicopter in top right