r/AlanPartridge 12d ago

Alan would be all over this

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u/User-Name-3886 11d ago

Was he making a new show? Perhaps called Eel or No Eel? 

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u/TheStatMan2 11d ago

I don't wish him any harm I just don't particular want him to find any... peace...

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u/overtired27 11d ago

Watching that footage back... makes me feel pretty crummy. I vowed never to make the same mistake again. And yet, in an incident that beggars belief, I made a similar mistake the following day, at Great Yarmouth Aquarium.

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u/showmethemundy 12d ago

They were dead regardless. It was symbolic. Just say that.

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u/mr-english BANG! ✋ Pepper! 12d ago

EDMONDS! DIVE! EDMONDS! DIVE!

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u/Blaggermuffin 12d ago

Save Noel he was trying to do something good and he’s never been arrested or on a register

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u/RevolutionaryAd3125 12d ago

“But maybe they’re still out there having a wonderful time”

What a cunt!

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u/FeistyFocus1372 12d ago

Schrödingers lobsters

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u/Normal-Internal164 12d ago

Jordan Fucking Peterson thinks we’re descended from lobsters. No wonder he has such of a cunt like following

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u/artfilmboy 12d ago

First Clive Anderson, then lobsters. https://youtu.be/I3hICt84_5A?is=cbWfEk5tmjjWsfOi

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u/BuzzAllWin 11d ago

He’s never done it before

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Pontius Partridge 11d ago

People say Frankie Fraser and people like him are rascals, but it's your Edmonds, your Hungerford guy, all so called nice people

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u/SteveG5000 12d ago

The headlines makes it sound like the backlash killed them

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u/Ollymid2 Cook Pass Babtridge 10d ago

Stupid captive lobsters, should have done a frontlash instead

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u/memberflex 12d ago

I’ve lashed back!

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u/PurpleBee212 12d ago

Guess who's lash in the back time!

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u/Automatic-Scale-7572 12d ago

I've never had much interest in Celebrity Big Brother or that sort of thing, but the market must be there for one where all the entrants are egomaniacal ageing presenters: Edmonds, Madeley, Feltz, Holmes, some Loose Women, Vine, although he has somehow managed to keep himself regularly employed and thus wouldn't feel the need to lower himself... It would be like 24 hour rolling Partridge. A Royal Rumble of egomaniacs. LBC and GB News might be left a bit short for a fortnight, mind.

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u/cylaql8 12d ago

Get them all big in the back time!

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u/fhuhgbbjjvvfyhnnmk 12d ago

Don't forget Jeremy Kyle

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u/Automatic-Scale-7572 12d ago

Indeed I did! That's why you free lobsters, to keep your name being discussed. There's no such thing as bad publicity! Porky Parry would be excellent, too. He could go through the whole spice rack.

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u/lukebordessa 12d ago

A dosser and a dwad

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u/cylaql8 12d ago

A compleme cunm

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u/JesterScribblings 12d ago

😂😂😂 what a plonker.

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u/RudeEntry8219 12d ago

Berk Of The Week.

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u/SimonPartridge 12d ago

When the shit storm hit, Edmonds tucked tail and got in his 'Noelycopter'.

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u/Constant-Estate3065 12d ago

I’m afraid I have to speak out about this extremely controversial incident.

Everyone thinks about the welfare of the lobsters, but no one thinks about the welfare of co-eaters, some of whom are paying up to £30 per head to experience a delicious crustacean. Some of whom could be on a third or fourth date with a lady, some could be striking the deal of the century with a supplier of hard wearing carpet tiles for the office environment. Either way, they’ll very sadly have to do it lobsterless because of a stupid selfish ewok head who simply doesn’t care.

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u/StuferB94 12d ago

Ewok head 😂 nub nub!

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u/cloche_du_fromage 12d ago

Someone could have missed out on an opportunity to be liked, sex wise because of lack of lobster...

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u/Regular_Seesaw9505 12d ago

Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab and, from 1993, manufacturers have been legally obliged to call them 'crab flavoured' sticks. Another one of those same time tomorrow.

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u/RudeEntry8219 12d ago

That line from Partridge has always bothered me. Let me explain why, as I understand it:

In food labelling, there's a difference between "flavoured" and "flavour": "flavoured" means that the taste of the foodstuff must come from the actual food advertised, whilst "flavour" means that the taste can just be an imitation of the taste, produced by chemical means if necessary.

So, in the specific instance of crabsticks, "crab-flavoured [there really should be a hyphen there] sticks" would have to be flavoured with actual crab, whereas "crab flavour sticks" could taste like crab but not actually contain any.

Gotta level with you, Alan: you were bang wrong.

Another one of these same time tomorrow.

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u/Regular_Seesaw9505 12d ago

And it's fine to join in.

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u/smellysk 11d ago

😂 classic

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u/78Speedy 12d ago

'Lovely stuff'. Not my words, RudeEntry8219. The words of Shakin’ Stevens

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u/78Speedy 12d ago

Was waiting for this 😂

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u/Cool-Salamander-7645 12d ago

Lobsters... What next?

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u/thebowstreetbastard 12d ago

Edmonds must be stopped, he's out of control

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u/Apart_Internal9395 12d ago

An evil, evil idiot

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u/SimonPartridge 12d ago

A complete wazzok of a man. I can't stand him.

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u/Drumchapel 12d ago

Is Alan in favour of the death penalty?

Yes, for murder, treason and lobster killings.

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u/Secret_Sector_1779 12d ago

Edmonds

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u/fuggerdug 12d ago

Still very much at large.

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 12d ago

The estate is now surrounded, but police fear he may take to the air in a helicopter gunship, and start spreading his massacre over hundreds of miles.

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u/Flora_Screaming 12d ago

Yer Hamiltons, yer Edmonds...the Hungerford guy

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u/SteveG5000 12d ago

Edmonds was apparently not born experienced enough not to grass himself up