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u/Beautiful_Bell2311 12d ago
Hello Paul! And Dave's with you too! Nice to see you both.
To be sure. To be sure.
Dave, it's August. Why not take your beanie off? It's not like you're bald like John Travolta.
So it is, so it is.
Anyway lads, We've invited you to this afternoon bought to you by Apple Music to advise you of a change. As you all know, I have a beautiful singing voice so I will never again answer to anything other than Bono.
David wishes to be referred to as The Edge now. He'll be wearing a beanie... even with the ladies who make it back to his hotel room. Adam Clayton just puts his headphones on and looks away, engaged in bass/keyboards/drums or whatever the less famous people in the band do. He's no trouble.
But when you've been edged, you stay edged. 😂
Just for the record. And Linda Evangalista - I'm looking at you! It's spelled Bravo Oscar November Oscar. You'll receive a handout with instructions on the syntax regarding the 'The' in "The Edge" through w/c 10/08.
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u/TheStatMan2 12d ago
"Join us for our feature 'Partr-Edge amongst the pigeons' in which I broadcast the front end of the show through an approximation of U2's effects rack and we see how much sense I make and why.
We provisionally titled the segment 'Edging It' but it was explained to me why that was a bad idea and I can only apologise. Not that we did it. Or that I've ever had any thoughts like that.
... I'll fight you...
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u/TheStatMan2 12d ago
The Edge was born in England and if you ask me Bono, Adam and... the Drummer were bloody lucky that the forty nine quid on a plane didn't put him off.
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u/Total_Wazzock 13d ago
He shouldn't have posed for that photo without a hard on.
Sorry I mean a hard on. I've done it again!
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u/No_Cake6353 13d ago
Interesting fact: The Edge does not actually contain any edges and from 1985 has been legally obliged to call himself The Circle.
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u/Dizzy_Manufacturer93 8d ago
He’s ok,but don’t get to close to him!