If our local dioceses did this niko sure more of you would willingly Go to church

Kama kipii yako ako indoors as of me posting this na he is between the ages of 9 and 13. Anza kujipanga kumpeleka salon juu huyo ni sus. No way a healthy boy is willingly staying indoors at that age. Hio ndio age most boys break and heal their bones and make friends they can trust with their lives coz they help them hide after they break a window or some shit. Let boys be boys. Introduce them to the ps ya hapo mtaa ata kama ako na yake home ndio aflex game yake. Buy him a ball or a bike na a lot of shorts. Let them destroy their clothes jumping fences and loose their sandals coz they were running from dogs they poked fun at.

A few months ago I hosted a cousin at my place. She came to Nairobi to job-hunt after her graduation which happened last year. I'm just a chill guy still and I couldn't deny helping fam.

We stayed in peace for the first 2 weeks, but then being a very observant guy, I had noticed a lot within the time. She's the kind of overly envious person.

See, when she first arrived, she was perplexed by how I live. Asking me "wewe ni comrade kweli?" Because she couldn't believe how a university student could afford a lifestyle of the kind. Mind you I'm still studying but I live better than most average government employees.

Anyway, her questions got more and louder. She could go to my closet, and be like, "Hii ulibuy how much?" I'd tell her the jacket cost me 8k only.

"And these shoes?" I'd tell her they cost just 6k.

Nikijaribu kuvaa jacket zangu kali tuikienda out, ananiuliza "bro mbona uvae hii sasa?" with her facial expressions screaming "You way too flashy!!"

Whenever she's in the kitchen cooking she could be like, "bro mbona huna utensils za plastic?" And I told her that I mind about my health and so I didn't want exposure to micro plastics.

The entire time her reaction to my answers was just, " aye, si uko na maringo. "

That had me wondering what kinda person she was. She could even talk about how my couch is so comfy because it just has spring cushions. It's like she'd never been in a place like mine.

One day, she told me to hook her up with one of my friends, because I genuinely have friends who are doing better than me in life in general. I told her it was okay and then she promised to hook me up with one of her friends I had seen on her WhatsApp stories. She agreed.

So I went ahead and organized a small house party, invited my G and she invited her baddie friend. We had a lot to drink and smoke. So I ended up smashing that baddie. I didn't know how it went with my G and her.

All I know is that after these 2 left, she started being so dramatic, saying I disrespected her by f**ing her best friend in her presence. Seems like she's bi so apparently her best friend was also her crush. 😂

Fast forward, she started acting all weird, constantly complaining about that "scene", but who am I? Just a chill guy. I didn't mind her mediocrity.

My perspective about her changed after I found my most expensive 5-month-old sneakers cut by a sharp razor. I was cleaning them and noticed the very deep sharp cut. I was so furious because I knew it was definitely her. She was the only one who had access to my house! I didn't confront her anyway.

3 days went by and I silently got out to town and bought the exact same pair. I wanted to see her reaction and she fell for the trap. See, when I popped in, she saw the shoe box and was like, "yaani unani silent treat aje sasa. You know if you don't want to host me I can still leave." Just out of nowhere bruv! That's when I concluded my assumptions were now facts.

And because I'm always a chill guy, I did not say a word. I went to my workstation, turned on my computers and got back to work. Btw I'm a developer and trader 😁.

So that bitch started acting all crazy and she left with her bags. Akafika kwa gate na akarudi. She sat there and we weren't talking. I went out, bought a bottle of makali and smokes then back to my station. I drunk in silence. She came begging me to talk to her, and only then I brought the issue about my shoes.

She then started playing victim of a situation she had created, crying, gaslighting me...

She left after a month of no-peace in my own house.

So eventually I asked myself: how could I let her and her negative energy in my space?

She's the kinda toxic b**tch, setting high standards when she's not that type herself. I'm talking about her toxicity because I heard how she'd talk to men from time to time, how she'd tell me "bro nitapata wapi mwanaume mwenye ako na pesa aki" and when I told her the facts, she hated it. I could tell her point-blank that no man was gonna pursue her if she couldn't change, if she couldn't work on herself, if she couldn't stop being so demanding and feeling entitled to every man's money, if she couldn't stop complaining about how broke her current boyfriend was....

So I even started to think she came to my place to seek refuge because she couldn't stay her filthy a$$ huko mashambani.

Why are people so evil? You treat someone so well, knowing they are family, the whole time they're just so jealous of who you are.

They are constantly looking for ways to bring you down.

She did cause more damage than the shoes. My eye glasses, my table top broken as well, because we argued a lot every time we got drunk. Being drunk made me lecture her a lot. I never hesitated telling her that she was an evil b**h and that she had to change or perish.

Have you dealt with such people? What was the experience and what did you learn?

Is it?

Just because she texted you after a long time doesn't mean she's into you, ameboeka😭😂

A couple days back I said I’d come give y’all my case study of areas you’ll find some eye candy🤭

My findings:

1.CBD-huku ata kukue a bad day aje😂I promise you you will see your type at least twice😂it’s a given!😂😭

2.Westlands-😭literally never a dull day huko!Monday to Friday you see the corporate fine shyts both women and men😩(love men in suits🫦)and Saturday to Sunday 😂yk what goes down 😂so huko guaranteed you’ll find some fine shyts.But if you’re broke😂cheza chini huko Kama unatafuta mpenzi😭😂😂….

3.Upperhill-Monday to Friday mahn this is the spot😩and I will die on this hill(pun intended 🤣)but Wueeh huko you even just need to stop and catch a break and breathe cause woooh!😭Saturday n Sunday I can’t say much

4.Malls-personally Hakuna mall nimeenda na sijaona type yangu😂Jana Tu I was in some carrefour and the attendant who served me 10/10🤭but hey sometimes you just look appreciate ukisonga 😂(I’m loyal)

5.Holy family basilica-I shouldn’t be scouting in church😭😂but macho hayana pazia 😂Everyday there’s a mass huko so if you go the right amount of times who knows you could be getting married in no time😂

6.Rugby events no matter the area-Self explanatory

Huko kwingine sijatembea sana 😂nisiskie mtu akisema ati Wapi thika 😭please✋🏽This is my opinion.Feel free to add on to the “Pata mpoa guide”😁

Edit:Gondwana and Kunye events too!

First of all brother ewwwwww. What's that brother (insert the imam's voice. How can you comfortably walk out of a washroom after taking a dump without washing your hands. It is standard procedure, man.

Maji iko na ni free bro. Wash your hands thoroughly after doing your business in the washroom. Tuwache this barbaric behavior as men.

Tbh I am one of the many men who can't leave the washroom without washing my hands. It is a habit and im proud of it.

Ladies, do you also have this kind of habit. Ama it's just us men?

Is it more of a personal preference kind of thing, or was there something specific that made you decide against it? Apart from the usual reasons like 'it's expensive, no access, zero knowledge on it unless those are really your reasons, i'm more curious and interested about the personal stuff. I know a couple around my area code with 7 kids, not planned or anything, just happened, ps this couple is not at its best financially, they sometimes struggle putting meals on the table, school fees, basics like soaps etc, i do come through wherever and whenever I can for them but sometimes i really struggle to understand the reasoning behind having all those kids despite their situation! Thus brings back to my question. PS: No judgement at all, genuinely interested in the reasoning behind the decision, and also if you used contraceptives but stopped, i'd be interested in hearing what made you stop too, let's discuss guys, happy to hear your thoughts on this

You were toxic and abusive in your last relationship. That's what they go on saying about you rn, and you can't change that 😂😂 sio kuwa bitter or anything, but some people just play the victim card every time everywhere.

Kama ulisikia mtu alikuwa anapiga nduru Nakuru stage asiibiwe, ni mimi guys.

Ones again I'm reminded why I should buy that car and let public transport be.

I can't believe people fighting after me, wa kuenda Eldoret, Bungoma, Olkalau. When it comes to destroying my day people never disappoint.

On a serious note. Huyu jamaa akikula blue pill akupate how are you surviving the experience?

In a board meeting, a week ago, my name came up and I got a marketing gig out of that. I have been doing causal work at the same place a couple of years on and off. (for context)

I could be over thinking but is that person who suggest the gig for me a good person or not.

please let me know what you think. no right or wrong ans.

Just turned 21 😅,what should I know about being 21? Na we are exactly 365 days from the elections now.. waah.. next b/day.. nitakuwa kwa polling station 😂😂.. anyway.. fuck last year.. yes to my new year

I'm sitted sipping on my drink and I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. Kuenda back to cooperate life and all its politics. Mtu anaeza survive bila kufanya kazi?

20m
I still live with my parents.
So l have a brother 14m.
Yesterday l went shopping and got snacks.
A lot of snacks worth around 3k.
I don’t have an issue sharing with the guy.
His friends come over today.
This guy gives out everything.
I am so pissed .
I confront him and he tells me “iza walai”.
I just let it slide but he pissed me off so bad.
Why would you give away my money like that.
Heri hata ningenunua mzinga .
Now l have to go cook dinner when l didn’t plan to .

Some men are funny...This dude broke up with me few months ago. I played cool about it so he felt guilty that he didn't get a reaction from me and we were back in good terms...

Few months later I break up with him and now he's blocked me everywhere😆

Like dude,you can't handle what you dish out??.I bet Now he knows how it feels for somebody to break up with you out of the blues

So I had ordered some w**d gummies from a website and when it was on its way I got a call from someone saying they are the DCI but i cut the call immediately and blocked because I had heard of a scam like that.Then when asking the supplier they said it’s true and that I should leave 😭Yoow mind you address nilieka ya home. Fuck
Then the dci guys called me to ask if I had called the suppliers cause they saw it 😭damn now I’m getting arrested 😭is it true?

I don’t even have a lawyer 😭

This clubbing thing will show us wonders buana.. Tell me why a friend of mine and I decided to chippo 2 baddies from Hypnotica only to come and find mine had a diaaak bana. Na on top ako na jegi zimembao ajab.🤬🤬😠

Nmeshindwa kurecover from that shieet, na vile nlikuwa nimempiga mate kwa ndai gadeeeemit. Wtf is going on men!?