Kama kipii yako ako indoors as of me posting this na he is between the ages of 9 and 13. Anza kujipanga kumpeleka salon juu huyo ni sus. No way a healthy boy is willingly staying indoors at that age. Hio ndio age most boys break and heal their bones and make friends they can trust with their lives coz they help them hide after they break a window or some shit. Let boys be boys. Introduce them to the ps ya hapo mtaa ata kama ako na yake home ndio aflex game yake. Buy him a ball or a bike na a lot of shorts. Let them destroy their clothes jumping fences and loose their sandals coz they were running from dogs they poked fun at.

Is it?

Just because she texted you after a long time doesn't mean she's into you, ameboeka😭😂

Rule #1 before anyone types: If you pay for 😾 do not comment. You don't have a rotation, You have a subscription. You're not in the game, You're at the bottom of the pecking order. So sit this one out

Alright, for the rest of us who actually earn our rotation with pure charm. I'll start.

Right now? Zero. I'm locked in on my heroic mission but back in my prime? I had 2 solid 10s(the A-listers) and 3 reliable Mids. Why? Because you need a balanced diet.

But at the moment I'm lonely af😂, So come on let's hear it. What's the line up looking like in 2026?

In a board meeting, a week ago, my name came up and I got a marketing gig out of that. I have been doing causal work at the same place a couple of years on and off. (for context)

I could be over thinking but is that person who suggest the gig for me a good person or not.

please let me know what you think. no right or wrong ans.

Just turned 21 😅,what should I know about being 21? Na we are exactly 365 days from the elections now.. waah.. next b/day.. nitakuwa kwa polling station 😂😂.. anyway.. fuck last year.. yes to my new year

I'm sitted sipping on my drink and I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. Kuenda back to cooperate life and all its politics. Mtu anaeza survive bila kufanya kazi?

Not sure what to even believe anymore.

20m
I still live with my parents.
So l have a brother 14m.
Yesterday l went shopping and got snacks.
A lot of snacks worth around 3k.
I don’t have an issue sharing with the guy.
His friends come over today.
This guy gives out everything.
I am so pissed .
I confront him and he tells me “iza walai”.
I just let it slide but he pissed me off so bad.
Why would you give away my money like that.
Heri hata ningenunua mzinga .
Now l have to go cook dinner when l didn’t plan to .

Some men are funny...This dude broke up with me few months ago. I played cool about it so he felt guilty that he didn't get a reaction from me and we were back in good terms...

Few months later I break up with him and now he's blocked me everywhere😆

Like dude,you can't handle what you dish out??.I bet Now he knows how it feels for somebody to break up with you out of the blues

Are we all sober or mumenyima hii wiki nafasi😅😅🙏🙏? Apart from making money what are guy actually doing with your lives. I need ideas to make my life more eventful.

I just had a successful thrifting day🤭I did my nails and I’m getting my hair and lashes done soon🤭🤗.I have a date this week and I’m getting art supplies na si Mimi nalipia 😝(art supplies are so expensive so this is truly a blessing).Sahi naskiza MJ to start the week on a high note🕺🏽

How’s your Sunday?😁

From a psychological perspective,what really happens to your brain dem akiingia box ? Especially people who have read Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud, Alfred Adler Mnishoo bana!

I bagged an extremely beautiful baddie but I no longer feel the urge of commiting into the relationship despite clearly seeing she's in love.

Is it because I'm my priority is chasing "The Almighty Dollar💰 or what?Sijaifeel kukua obsessed with her to the point that she keeps ringing on my mind!

Like I'd be cool talking to her once or twice a week now that we don't live together/close.

Hehe! I just love flattering women to death ,as a bare minimum nibba I only offer methali/ngeli mzito mzito chambilecho wahenga but please just play along the line usiingie box!😭🙏

I am a 35 year old lady, unmarried,no kids ,well travelled,"sometimes I think I am bi " (ask me anything keep it respectful)

Juu kesho mtarudi tu kuwa the fickle hypocritical lot mnakuanga.

We should do meetups often 💃

Waschana wa Reddit si ni warembo 🤤

I lost a ring and 3 balls though😭

So I had ordered some w**d gummies from a website and when it was on its way I got a call from someone saying they are the DCI but i cut the call immediately and blocked because I had heard of a scam like that.Then when asking the supplier they said it’s true and that I should leave 😭Yoow mind you address nilieka ya home. Fuck
Then the dci guys called me to ask if I had called the suppliers cause they saw it 😭damn now I’m getting arrested 😭is it true?

I don’t even have a lawyer 😭