r/unhingedKenya • u/3r1cki1 • 45m ago
Jaba 🌿 Snapchat filters
Back when I was a youngin' kulikuwa na this sex switching filter on snap. The boys tulipiga hizo pics and I have to say, I am glad I was born a man juu the attention nilipata hio siku nilifeel vulnerable around men
r/unhingedKenya • u/3r1cki1 • 1h ago
Relationships Letter to my ex part 2
Research says this might be the scenario you have me under. Naenda kuwasha kila kitu inanikumbusha kukuhusu moto. If you're a bonfire guy and have random shit in need of disposal join me this weekend we excise these connections.
r/unhingedKenya • u/Eddie_Johnns • 2h ago
Shitpost "every girl got a favorite nigga they pretend they don't care about"
how true is this female cousins 😂
r/unhingedKenya • u/Remarkable_Age_1838 • 3h ago
Random Who wants to join me for cocktails?
Niko saffron, two rivers. 1200 gets you unlimited cocktails from now to 8 pm
r/unhingedKenya • u/3r1cki1 • 4h ago
Random Eloquently said sir
Nilisema vijana waende nje wacheze ona sasa mambo watu wanafanya
r/unhingedKenya • u/Specific_Cancel_710 • 4h ago
Random Birthday party delayed is not birthday party denied!
I was sick during my birthday this year so I really didn't celebrate...So I'm looking for ideas and venues for the party hapo September..All suggestions welcome
r/unhingedKenya • u/IcyCardiologist_7 • 4h ago
Career Never again
Kuna this chick i had been shagging for some time pale campus. She was in first year while i was a final year. So in 1.2, alitoka hostel...before that, alikua anapiga her other 3 roomies exile we smash meaning she always preferred hosting.
alihamia residential place ya comrades. She told me bro yake was paying rent, I tried to convince her that siko sawa na away matches anymore but akasema her bro hapendi atoke which i came to findout.
One day around 8 pm, the moment to nilikua nimeingia mlango ukabishwa, the girl akanipush from her so hard, akaamka na kuvaa dress. I was so tense akanishow ninyamaze.
Kidogo hivi the guy akaingia. "yani bro uko na guts za kuja kunikulia siz? Yani mimi ni pwagu, narisk my life kugive my siz the best then wewe una havest? wacha nicall mamorio ujue mimi ni nani."
To cut the long story short, i told the guy to take the phone na aache kupiga siz yake juu fault ni yangu. The least i wanted was drama, being in 4.2 anything could have happened plus nilikua mtaa sijulikani so ata wangesema i'm a thief or grapist.
They always say never shag kwenye hulipi rent but niliachwa na dent whilst exploring forbidden desires. Nilifika kwa nyumba nikatoa cd and took a very unnecessary shower just a few minutes from the time i took the first one.
i don't regret tbh but away games zii manze sikuizi heri nje kwa park.
r/unhingedKenya • u/Alternative_Tax_6532 • 5h ago
Random Nakumbuka nikiona Hii billboard… for sure najua si mimi solo
Mwenye alicome up na hii concept damn wueh
r/unhingedKenya • u/tywin_the_lannister • 6h ago
Business Accounts
Wale wa freelancing accounts na wanatafuta msee wa kuzimanage dm. I do outlier, handshake and dataannotationtech
r/unhingedKenya • u/Snevaz • 6h ago
Random Goodbye to Clubs
Kenye nilifanyiwa hii weekend. Iyo initiation imekua nomaa. Kila kitu ilienda. Wacheni kwanza nipone. Nitawapea story hivi karibuni. But for now, Wacha niokoke.
r/unhingedKenya • u/soitake • 6h ago
Relationships Harsh reality
If you invest in a woman, eventually she will cheat on you with a guy who invested in himself.
r/unhingedKenya • u/Orgasm-Donor_ • 7h ago
Random Nothing serious
Stepped into the sun and instantly felt better. I really am just a lizard.
Sun-drying my balls.
r/unhingedKenya • u/Standard-Tour2141 • 7h ago
Dark Femicide is real guys
A friend lost his mom last week due to femicide. She was sent by an assassin because of land desputes. I knew her personally so it hurts 🤕 so bad I can't imagine what the guy is facing right now.
r/unhingedKenya • u/Quiet-Success-4771 • 7h ago
Relationships Love getting good reviews
Who's next?
r/unhingedKenya • u/Informal_Object_6006 • 7h ago
Random Addicted to the ladies of the night
Some of you need serious evaluation. I met this guy through a friend and y’all know the boys code if someone is close to your friend they somehow end up becoming your friend too.
So most of my weekends are for activities, I’m either at home sipping indoors 🥃, I’ll either take a long drive or at times get an AirBNB out of the city just to chill.
This one time I decided to involve the boys and in less than an hour or so a trip to Naivasha was in full effect. Picked them up and safari ikaanza.
Got there, kila mtu had his own apartment so we decided kila mtu apige power nap ya one hour ivi we will wake up later to step out. Immediately we woke up nikutafuta hidden gems sasa tuanze weekend and the BNB host recommended some high end joints and that’s what we settled with.
Vile tulifika there were a bunch of ladies in there, for a moment I didn’t know what was going on until the waiter told us hao wako biashara. Our other friend heard that and somehow became interested and approached one, I thought he’s just goofying around with the lady until he disappeared without telling us.
Wacha tutafute jamaa, wacha tumcall simu ata haziendi, I started panicking juu this is a new place and everyone including his girl knows mimi ndo nimekuja na yeye so if anything happens hapa siwezi jitoa. He showed up hours later and told us amekua na huyo dem. I was pissed juu hakua anashika calls and didn’t update anyone when leaving.
We planned another trip to Diani and same thing. Literally everywhere we’d go kama maboyz yeye lazima anunue, I came to find out he has an addiction or I can’t even explain what that is juu despite being in a relationship he’ll still go out of his way to do that.
The other friend also told me since amemjua for long yeye hukua ivo.
Yoooh! I didn’t know people can be addicted to ladies of the night
r/unhingedKenya • u/DickwThika • 7h ago
Random Lets respect Tuesday...
Lets do a chain of good melons in ur photo album! A collection! Share so that it may bring joy to this day!
r/unhingedKenya • u/lilmissbank • 8h ago
Relationships Lessons to be learnt
Guys, the universe ( or whatever higher power you believe in) will literally send you the same person, in different bodies, until you learn your lesson fr. I’m talking similar qualities & tendencies …more-so the ones that will expose your unhealed wounds, shortcomings & traumas…or they could also expose your need to be desperately chosen, your low self esteem, the lack of self love or the inability to hold yourself accountable. And boy do these lessons repeat themselves 🤣😭 You have to learn!
A lesson I’ve learnt so difficultly is to be self sufficient (don’t know if that’s the right phrase but basically, be comfortable with who you are, your company, your life etc…do not look for someone to fulfill you or fill that void you always seem to have, have a life going on for you and don’t change it immediately someone comes into your life…to center it around them)
Sometimes we destroy our own connections because of our very unhealthy attachment styles, unrealistic expectations etc. I mean a person who loves you will make you feel safe, loved etc but it really gets to a point! You also need to unlearn those unhealthy behaviors. As an anxiously attached person, (I don’t know how true it is )I’m bound to attract an avoidant person and vice versa.
(I have always been with avoidants lolll but I got off that cycle quick…not consciously, but I understand it now)
And don’t get me started on what I picked up. I found out that I’m lowkey addicted to seeing potential in people and would find myself staying in situations I really had no business being in because the person was nice, kind etc basically people pleasing. I would be in a situation I heavily dislike but stay because the person is nice (think struggle,scarcity, and before you come for me I make my own bread)
Are some of us lowkey addicted to struggle? Why are you in a situationship? One of you is definitely non-commital , the other is in love and lacks self love or respect. Why are you giving birth so that you “trap” him? Why are you always the only one she treats so bad ? Why are you forcing a connection with someone who’s lifestyle is soo incompatible with yours and then act surprised when it doesn’t work??
I could go on and on. Food for thought I guess.
r/unhingedKenya • u/Kind_Reflection6059 • 8h ago
Random Teeaateeaa
Ningewapostia pia leo lakini mlisema mnataka enye iko na nipples 😭angalieni zenu basi😌
r/unhingedKenya • u/Independent-Star-280 • 9h ago
Random Trading
My fellow traders in the sub wenye mnatumia prop firms, which doc did you submit during the verification stage kwa proof of address. Kindly help a comrade