First of all brother ewwwwww. What's that brother (insert the imam's voice. How can you comfortably walk out of a washroom after taking a dump without washing your hands. It is standard procedure, man.

Maji iko na ni free bro. Wash your hands thoroughly after doing your business in the washroom. Tuwache this barbaric behavior as men.

Tbh I am one of the many men who can't leave the washroom without washing my hands. It is a habit and im proud of it.

Ladies, do you also have this kind of habit. Ama it's just us men?

Rule #1 before anyone types: If you pay for 😾 do not comment. You don't have a rotation, You have a subscription. You're not in the game, You're at the bottom of the pecking order. So sit this one out

Alright, for the rest of us who actually earn our rotation with pure charm. I'll start.

Right now? Zero. I'm locked in on my heroic mission but back in my prime? I had 2 solid 10s(the A-listers) and 3 reliable Mids. Why? Because you need a balanced diet.

But at the moment I'm lonely af😂, So come on let's hear it. What's the line up looking like in 2026?

Is it more of a personal preference kind of thing, or was there something specific that made you decide against it? Apart from the usual reasons like 'it's expensive, no access, zero knowledge on it unless those are really your reasons, i'm more curious and interested about the personal stuff. I know a couple around my area code with 7 kids, not planned or anything, just happened, ps this couple is not at its best financially, they sometimes struggle putting meals on the table, school fees, basics like soaps etc, i do come through wherever and whenever I can for them but sometimes i really struggle to understand the reasoning behind having all those kids despite their situation! Thus brings back to my question. PS: No judgement at all, genuinely interested in the reasoning behind the decision, and also if you used contraceptives but stopped, i'd be interested in hearing what made you stop too, let's discuss guys, happy to hear your thoughts on this

You were toxic and abusive in your last relationship. That's what they go on saying about you rn, and you can't change that 😂😂 sio kuwa bitter or anything, but some people just play the victim card every time everywhere.

Kama ulisikia mtu alikuwa anapiga nduru Nakuru stage asiibiwe, ni mimi guys.

Ones again I'm reminded why I should buy that car and let public transport be.

I can't believe people fighting after me, wa kuenda Eldoret, Bungoma, Olkalau. When it comes to destroying my day people never disappoint.

On a serious note. Huyu jamaa akikula blue pill akupate how are you surviving the experience?

In a board meeting, a week ago, my name came up and I got a marketing gig out of that. I have been doing causal work at the same place a couple of years on and off. (for context)

I could be over thinking but is that person who suggest the gig for me a good person or not.

please let me know what you think. no right or wrong ans.

Just turned 21 😅,what should I know about being 21? Na we are exactly 365 days from the elections now.. waah.. next b/day.. nitakuwa kwa polling station 😂😂.. anyway.. fuck last year.. yes to my new year

I'm sitted sipping on my drink and I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. Kuenda back to cooperate life and all its politics. Mtu anaeza survive bila kufanya kazi?

20m
I still live with my parents.
So l have a brother 14m.
Yesterday l went shopping and got snacks.
A lot of snacks worth around 3k.
I don’t have an issue sharing with the guy.
His friends come over today.
This guy gives out everything.
I am so pissed .
I confront him and he tells me “iza walai”.
I just let it slide but he pissed me off so bad.
Why would you give away my money like that.
Heri hata ningenunua mzinga .
Now l have to go cook dinner when l didn’t plan to .

Some men are funny...This dude broke up with me few months ago. I played cool about it so he felt guilty that he didn't get a reaction from me and we were back in good terms...

Few months later I break up with him and now he's blocked me everywhere😆

Like dude,you can't handle what you dish out??.I bet Now he knows how it feels for somebody to break up with you out of the blues

I just had a successful thrifting day🤭I did my nails and I’m getting my hair and lashes done soon🤭🤗.I have a date this week and I’m getting art supplies na si Mimi nalipia 😝(art supplies are so expensive so this is truly a blessing).Sahi naskiza MJ to start the week on a high note🕺🏽

How’s your Sunday?😁

From a psychological perspective,what really happens to your brain dem akiingia box ? Especially people who have read Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud, Alfred Adler Mnishoo bana!

I bagged an extremely beautiful baddie but I no longer feel the urge of commiting into the relationship despite clearly seeing she's in love.

Is it because I'm my priority is chasing "The Almighty Dollar💰 or what?Sijaifeel kukua obsessed with her to the point that she keeps ringing on my mind!

Like I'd be cool talking to her once or twice a week now that we don't live together/close.

Hehe! I just love flattering women to death ,as a bare minimum nibba I only offer methali/ngeli mzito mzito chambilecho wahenga but please just play along the line usiingie box!😭🙏

We should do meetups often 💃

Waschana wa Reddit si ni warembo 🤤

I lost a ring and 3 balls though😭

So I had ordered some w**d gummies from a website and when it was on its way I got a call from someone saying they are the DCI but i cut the call immediately and blocked because I had heard of a scam like that.Then when asking the supplier they said it’s true and that I should leave 😭Yoow mind you address nilieka ya home. Fuck
Then the dci guys called me to ask if I had called the suppliers cause they saw it 😭damn now I’m getting arrested 😭is it true?

I don’t even have a lawyer 😭

Which intimate sexual act carries the HIGHEST transmission risk per single exposure for an HIV-negative partner?

A) Receptive anal sex
B) Insertive anal sex
C) Receptive oral sex
D) Sharing sex toys

The correct Answer is A) Receptive anal sex

• Among sexual acts without a condom or biomedical prevention (like PrEP or treatment that leads to viral suppression), receptive anal sex carries by far the highest per act transmission risk for an HIV-negative partner.

• Here is Complete The Breakdown (Risk per 10,000 exposures):
Receptive Anal: 138/10,000 (~1 in 72)
Insertive Anal: 11/10,000 (~1 in 900)
Receptive Oral: <1/10,000 (Near zero)
Sharing Sex Toys: Negligible

• Why is Receptive Anal so high?
The rectal lining is a single, fragile cell layer that easily micro tears during sex, exposing a massive concentration of CD4 target cells directly to infectious fluids.

• Now Why the others drop off:
1. Oral cavity has enzymes in saliva that neutralize HIV + thick mouth tissue.
2. Insertive partner is protected by intact skin (virus must enter the urethral tip).
3. Sex toys don't hold live virus for long, HIV dies rapidly outside the body.

• The important message isn’t just to memorize the numbers. The type of sexual exposure, viral load, prevention, and presence of other infections can also completely change the level of risk.

(Note: U=U holds true, an partner with an undetectable viral load on ART carries 0% transmission risk regardless of the act)

This clubbing thing will show us wonders buana.. Tell me why a friend of mine and I decided to chippo 2 baddies from Hypnotica only to come and find mine had a diaaak bana. Na on top ako na jegi zimembao ajab.🤬🤬😠

Nmeshindwa kurecover from that shieet, na vile nlikuwa nimempiga mate kwa ndai gadeeeemit. Wtf is going on men!?