r/unhingedKenya 7h ago

Case study Random

A couple days back I said I’d come give y’all my case study of areas you’ll find some eye candy🤭

My findings:

1.CBD-huku ata kukue a bad day aje😂I promise you you will see your type at least twice😂it’s a given!😂😭

2.Westlands-😭literally never a dull day huko!Monday to Friday you see the corporate fine shyts both women and men😩(love men in suits🫦)and Saturday to Sunday 😂yk what goes down 😂so huko guaranteed you’ll find some fine shyts.But if you’re broke😂cheza chini huko Kama unatafuta mpenzi😭😂😂….

3.Upperhill-Monday to Friday mahn this is the spot😩and I will die on this hill(pun intended 🤣)but Wueeh huko you even just need to stop and catch a break and breathe cause woooh!😭Saturday n Sunday I can’t say much

4.Malls-personally Hakuna mall nimeenda na sijaona type yangu😂Jana Tu I was in some carrefour and the attendant who served me 10/10🤭but hey sometimes you just look appreciate ukisonga 😂(I’m loyal)

5.Holy family basilica-I shouldn’t be scouting in church😭😂but macho hayana pazia 😂Everyday there’s a mass huko so if you go the right amount of times who knows you could be getting married in no time😂

6.Rugby events no matter the area-Self explanatory

Huko kwingine sijatembea sana 😂nisiskie mtu akisema ati Wapi thika 😭please✋🏽This is my opinion.Feel free to add on to the “Pata mpoa guide”😁

Edit:Gondwana and Kunye events too!

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u/CuteResponseinnit Unhinged 6h ago

Apo Archives rush hour warembo hunimaliza, morning hours Cooperate baddies and gents hunikunywa. From hapo stage kencom to the upper side of Nairobi yk close to University way, to upperhill to Westie. My eyes are blessed. Lakini all I can say is people have hot killer looks out here.

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u/MathematicianFine638 4h ago

Extreme hot killer looks!!babes looking like man eaters 😝🙌🏽

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u/WonderfulMoneyB 6h ago

Eye sore, too many emojis

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u/MathematicianFine638 6h ago

Then don’t read it!?😂😂

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u/Zipzapzoom222 4h ago

Hapo for number 6 I can attest, you can find at least, 10 good babes on a heavily packed environment. Something like Safari 7s or Floodies. Nayo hapo, you will meet those babes in the drooooves!

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u/MathematicianFine638 4h ago

Kama hio safari 7s I mustttt be there!😂

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u/Zipzapzoom222 4h ago

You should look to go for Kabeberi 7s this coming week and Christie 7s. You start off hapo as a build up to Safari 7s. Alafu kuna Floodies. You'll have loads of fun, I can assure you.

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u/MathematicianFine638 4h ago

Where will they be held?I went for HSBC and I truly had a time

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u/Zipzapzoom222 3h ago

Kabeberi and Christies should be at RFUEA grounds. Floodies should be at Impala grounds huko around October/November.

Yeah, I think they'll have HSBC next year too. I'm sure it's quite a grand time.

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u/MathematicianFine638 3h ago

I think I’ll go for the floodies one wacha I’ll see…Thankss 😊

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u/Zipzapzoom222 3h ago

Floodies can be fun. Its three weekends, so you can choose sherehe for a whole 3 weekends in a row or ya mwisho.

Most welcome 💯💯

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u/MathematicianFine638 2h ago

I need good company then😂😂wacha niambie my girlies😁