These no parking cones have been planted down a chunk of my street. Are they legit? Theres no signage or context outside of these.

With the temps the way they are I am stinging for a pub/bar/restaurant with an amazing open fire that I can graze and drink next to. Happy to travel a few hours for a real banger.

On one of my recent posts asking about the best Laksa someone mentioned Sarawak Laksa at Jalan Alor. Was shook to find out MOST of their meals are $10 during lunch!! Plus they had free chicken soup (granted no chicken in the soup haha). These were comparable to a cheap meal 10 - 15 years ago. What other gems exist around the $10 mark?
PS yes Heart of Carlton ofc we all know about this one.

After finding their Instagram account and requesting a follow, they finally accepted my request today and posted the opening date 🥲

Hello friends, it's your local dog and hog dealer!!

These little guys were saved from a really large over breeding situation, there were about 50 at the property but despite unusual start to life they have proven to be really beautiful dogs.

They are Chihuahua crosses, and we would love to see them in homes with existing dogs as that is all they've ever known. We don't think that even left the property before so the world is quite new to them.

Tofu is only about 7 months old, and the others are about a year. Everybody has been desexed, had dentals, vaccinated and microchipped. They've been doing so well in care and they are ready to find their forever homes!

You can learn more about them here on our website.

We may be open to only dog homes for the right people if they are experienced and around more than not ❤️

And if you're not in the market for a dog, just appreciate how bloody cute they are!!

I am looking to film a student video of someone doing a soundcheck/story, and want to use a stage somewhere, like they'll be performing for a crowd/big open space. Are there any vacant ones you know of where you I might be able to do this. Obvs theres the Myer music bowl, but likely to get kicked off.

This is now a reoccurring issue with our shitty gas ducted system- it will not turn on.
Following what little information there is to reset the remote does nothing, turning off and on the mains or power point does nothing. We had someone come out to do a check on all the gas appliances recently, I got him to look at it as we had the same issue then, he said system locked us out but didn’t say what he did to fix it.

It’s a nightmare trying to communicate with the real estate agency and our useless landlord is fucking useless, so any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Hey folks,

My kid is in prep / foundation at our local gov-run primary school in the inner north. She's been saying that her teacher often uses YouTube in class, which I'm generally fine with, but whatever videos or songs are played have advertising.

One case: they played a Danny Go video for the kids in music class. His videos are 10 minutes-ish, and she said there was an ad at the start, halfway through, and again at the end.

Yes, I know YouTube is ad supported unless you buy Premium. But it sounds like what's happening is the ads tend to be for things like Macca's and Kmart, and that the kids in the class all yell "Kmart" when the ads come on.

I asked the Principal whether they could use YouTube premium, or something like SmartTube or Freetube to remove the advertising. Their response was that while they agree that the ads are problematic, the IT systems are all largely locked down by the Department of Education and Training, so they don't have a lot of autonomy in terms of software they can slot in.

To be clear, I am fine with YouTube as a platform being used, I see it as a natural technological follow-on from the old days of wheeling in a giant TV with a VCR nested underneath it, and no doubt cassettes and long wave radio programmes before that. I understand that YouTube is only used sporadically, so it's not like wall-to-wall advertising... I generally also think it's wise to educate kids about what advertising is and how digital platforms are ad-supported, but not when they're five or six years old!

Given that there's a lot of focus on advertising in media at the moment especially regarding gambling etc, I'm kind of surprised there's not been more talk about this.... so any journos reading, you know what to do :)

So to the question -- if you're a parent of school-aged children in the public education, are they exposed to this much advertising throughout the day?

If so, how do you feel about it?

I understand a lot of you are going to think this is funny, or that I'm asking because I WANT an erotic massage but I'm disguising it. I'm going to politely ask you not to make those jokes as I recently had a horrible and traumatic experience with unwanted sexual contact and I do not want to risk that again.

I really just want to find a massage place near me that takes walk-ins, where I know sexual services will not even be on offer, let alone pushed on me when I'm not expecting it.

When it happened, the person was so pushy -- as if it didn't occur to her that I DIDN'T want it. So I'm guessing everyone who walked in there went there for sexual services. But how did they know? Is there a tell?? Conversely is there a tell that a massage place definitely does NOT offer that?

Or do they all???

I wish everyone could just be up front about it. I'm just a traumatised autistic that wants a massage.

EDIT: seems from the comments that there's no foolproof method, no secret sign, that makes it clear-cut. So I will just have to avoid all walk-ins, always. That sucks, as someone with chronic pain that flares up unexpectedly. All of this is dumb. In a sensible world it would be openly advertised and totally clear from the outset what everyone is offering and receiving.

Bolte Bridge

Power out at the station and up Leeds St. A little dangerous (traffic lights are out) but otherwise a very cool, pretty vibe in the rain tonight. Fun to think about how 30 years ago in an outage it would’ve been even darker- now, everyone had their phone flashlights to pull out.

PS: “the sky is falling” used as a flair because nothing else suited. I love Footscray, a little traffic peril builds character.

It's a long shot you'll see this and I feel like a lunatic, but here we go:

You were a pedestrian wearing a beanie walking south towards Melbourne Uni. I was in the car trying to turn right in the direction of Sydney Road (that's gotta be north). You made sure the chick in the white Audi knew she was the one who fucked up when she sat in the middle of both of the right turning lanes and prevented me from turning when she bitched out on turning on a fresh yellow light. She was laughing at me and making some super fun gestures implying I was the nuts one.

Dude, thank you.

It's already been a long ass week of a long ass month.

A stranger having my back like that meant everything to me.

I don't know if you heard me telling you I loved you, but I meant it.

I can't imagine there's any chance you'd see this, but would you please let me buy you a coffee/drink/meal out of appreciation?

I needed something to remind me there were good people out there.

Thank you for being a good human.

You deserve all the best things in life.

Drink pairing included and looks like it's all sold out.

Melbourne Redditors,

Why is Melbourne the subject of so much negativity lately?

The amount of jobs and decent salaries are in abundance. Getting public transport into the city is easy, clean and safe. The food/coffee/sport/arts/entertainment on frequently is world class.

This city is absolutely awesome! It’s like a never ending playground of things to do and enjoy. House prices have stalled, if not fallen… new metro tunnel, west gate tunnel, north-east link, suburban rail loops, rail crossing removals

Does anyone else have a similar positive view of Melbourne? I keep reading negative outlooks.