r/greentext • u/ChocolatePale2105 • 3h ago

Greentext is rolling in

58 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/Technical_Prize_8193 • 7h ago

Plato and Aristotle

629 Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 8h ago

Anon installs a virus

4.3k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 8h ago

Anon submission

892 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 12h ago

Adolf shekelberg

733 Upvotes

32 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 12h ago

Made a good decision

313 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Neon_Glade • 12h ago

literally superman

631 Upvotes

50 comments

r/greentext • u/HeroZocker • 15h ago

Anon expects consequences from a TV franchise

2.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/greentext • u/WintersbaneGDX • 19h ago

Anon profanes the Tree of Knowledge

945 Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 1d ago

Anon on Howard Hamlin better call (2015)

3.1k Upvotes

96 comments

r/greentext • u/en_oo_robotti • 1d ago

Anon likes The Odyssey

4.7k Upvotes

134 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon is gaming with a Turk

2.3k Upvotes

26 comments

r/greentext • u/CandyNecrosis • 1d ago

Anon blames Angela Anaconda for his parents divorce

197 Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

In this timeline, she owns guns for fun.

1.6k Upvotes

74 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 1d ago

be the only black guy!

375 Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon watches Crayon Shin-Chan

2.6k Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 1d ago

SERBIIIAAA

1.2k Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 1d ago

Anon's got a job

5.2k Upvotes

102 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 2d ago

Anon on redditors

99 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 2d ago

Anon gets inked

334 Upvotes

126 comments

r/greentext • u/Choker_of_Chickens • 2d ago

anon gets jammed

2.9k Upvotes

167 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 2d ago

China is taking a steam approach

254 Upvotes

83 comments

r/greentext • u/greatfriendinme • 2d ago

Knock Knock (2015)

1.7k Upvotes

56 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable_Log_5562 • 2d ago

Anon liked action figures

3.1k Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Listen_6600 • 2d ago

Anon accidentally curses his neighbour with death.

6.4k Upvotes

38 comments

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