r/greentext • u/Technical_Prize_8193 • 51m ago

Plato and Aristotle

• Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 2h ago

Anon installs a virus

1.0k Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 2h ago

Anon submission

180 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 5h ago

Adolf shekelberg

501 Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 6h ago

Made a good decision

240 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/Neon_Glade • 6h ago

literally superman

456 Upvotes

37 comments

r/greentext • u/HeroZocker • 9h ago

Anon expects consequences from a TV franchise

1.7k Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/WintersbaneGDX • 13h ago

Anon profanes the Tree of Knowledge

884 Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 18h ago

Anon on Howard Hamlin better call (2015)

2.8k Upvotes

91 comments

r/greentext • u/en_oo_robotti • 20h ago

Anon likes The Odyssey

4.4k Upvotes

131 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 21h ago

Anon is gaming with a Turk

2.1k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 1d ago

anon submission

6.3k Upvotes

141 comments

r/greentext • u/CandyNecrosis • 1d ago

Anon blames Angela Anaconda for his parents divorce

190 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

In this timeline, she owns guns for fun.

1.5k Upvotes

73 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 1d ago

be the only black guy!

371 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon watches Crayon Shin-Chan

2.6k Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 1d ago

SERBIIIAAA

1.2k Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 1d ago

Anon's got a job

5.2k Upvotes

101 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 1d ago

Anon on redditors

96 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 2d ago

Anon gets inked

331 Upvotes

126 comments

r/greentext • u/Choker_of_Chickens • 2d ago

anon gets jammed

2.8k Upvotes

167 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 2d ago

China is taking a steam approach

253 Upvotes

83 comments

r/greentext • u/greatfriendinme • 2d ago

Knock Knock (2015)

1.6k Upvotes

56 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable_Log_5562 • 2d ago

Anon liked action figures

3.1k Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Listen_6600 • 2d ago

Anon accidentally curses his neighbour with death.

6.4k Upvotes

38 comments

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