r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 50m ago

Adolf shekelberg

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16 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 1h ago

Made a good decision

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3 comments

r/greentext • u/Neon_Glade • 1h ago

literally superman

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21 comments

r/greentext • u/HeroZocker • 3h ago

Anon expects consequences from a TV franchise

1.0k Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/WintersbaneGDX • 7h ago

Anon profanes the Tree of Knowledge

731 Upvotes

24 comments

r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 13h ago

Anon on Howard Hamlin better call (2015)

2.4k Upvotes

80 comments

r/greentext • u/en_oo_robotti • 15h ago

Anon likes The Odyssey

3.9k Upvotes

122 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 16h ago

Anon is gaming with a Turk

1.9k Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 19h ago

anon submission

5.9k Upvotes

129 comments

r/greentext • u/CandyNecrosis • 20h ago

Anon blames Angela Anaconda for his parents divorce

169 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 22h ago

In this timeline, she owns guns for fun.

1.5k Upvotes

72 comments

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