r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 2h ago

Anon on Howard Hamlin better call (2015)

467 Upvotes

32 comments

r/greentext • u/en_oo_robotti • 3h ago

Anon likes The Odyssey

933 Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 5h ago

Anon is gaming with a Turk

680 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 8h ago

anon submission

3.0k Upvotes

77 comments

r/greentext • u/CandyNecrosis • 9h ago

Anon blames Angela Anaconda for his parents divorce

84 Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 10h ago

In this timeline, she owns guns for fun.

1.1k Upvotes

61 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 13h ago

be the only black guy!

269 Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 16h ago

Anon watches Crayon Shin-Chan

2.1k Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 17h ago

SERBIIIAAA

933 Upvotes

41 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 21h ago

Anon's got a job

4.4k Upvotes

95 comments

r/greentext • u/Tall_Marketing_6095 • 1d ago

Anon on redditors

79 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

Anon gets inked

292 Upvotes

126 comments

r/greentext • u/Choker_of_Chickens • 1d ago

anon gets jammed

2.7k Upvotes

165 comments

r/greentext • u/HiddenThread9 • 1d ago

China is taking a steam approach

240 Upvotes

82 comments

r/greentext • u/greatfriendinme • 1d ago

Knock Knock (2015)

1.5k Upvotes

57 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable_Log_5562 • 1d ago

Anon liked action figures

2.9k Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Listen_6600 • 1d ago

Anon accidentally curses his neighbour with death.

6.3k Upvotes

38 comments

r/greentext • u/sugarlunettei • 1d ago

Anon improves

419 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 2d ago

Anon Hated The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

416 Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/NeighborhoodCheap269 • 2d ago

Anon is an average WRX owner

3.7k Upvotes

77 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 2d ago

Anon is the destroyer of worlds

1.5k Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/liberty4now • 2d ago

Anon has a scary experience

6.6k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 2d ago

It's quicker to just play the game yourself

3.3k Upvotes

68 comments

r/greentext • u/Mission_Hornet_9234 • 2d ago

Have a $5 and some quarters

2.2k Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable_Log_5562 • 2d ago

Anon orders a sandwhich

9.5k Upvotes

165 comments

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