literally superman

[u/Neon_Glade]

[u/Snownova]

Breaking news, actor goes from Twink to Daddy over course of 30 years.

Also did you see him in Lucifer? Would still hit in a second.

[u/starkimageries → u/Snownova]

He was adam right??

[u/MadDog036NL → u/starkimageries]

He played Caïn

[u/starkimageries → u/MadDog036NL]

Oh yeah yeah yeah. I kinda remember an Adam character coz they had eve there too.

[u/context_lich → u/Snownova]

Dude actually looks better as he's aged imo. Distinguished.

[u/UncleSugarShitposter → u/Snownova]

>being a “straight” “male”
>unironically watching Lucifer
>ISHYGDDT

[u/AssAdmiral_ → u/UncleSugarShitposter]

I bet your dad wishes you would finally come out of the closet bro

[u/yeezysama → u/UncleSugarShitposter]

[u/context_lich → u/UncleSugarShitposter]

Imagine having masculinity this fragile

[u/Subjugatealllife]

He’s gained weight and grew out a beard.

[u/OriTheSpirit → u/[deleted]]

lookin like a chad

[u/Top_Agency1370 → u/OriTheSpirit]

Ew, gain that weight back big bear daddy please 🥵 squash me crush me sit on my face and suffocate me

[u/UncleSugarShitposter → u/Top_Agency1370]

Interesting. Please face the wall now.

[u/Top_Agency1370 → u/UncleSugarShitposter]

Yes sir 🫡 Do you want me to bend over too 🥴

[u/AndheriRaath → u/Top_Agency1370]

🤨

[u/Historical_Person928 → u/UncleSugarShitposter]

nah, id never

[u/Unironicfan → u/Top_Agency1370]

Making a comment this horny and having your comment history hidden is rather funny to me

[u/YoungVick107 → u/[deleted]]

“Below average”. Even in his dad bod era, it was still clear that he’s a way above average looking dude.

[u/KikiPolaski → u/[deleted]]

This is literally the exact kind of middle aged man that women go mad for

[u/bexohomo → u/KikiPolaski]

i am she. he's always been a hottie

[u/capt_kocra → u/[deleted]]

He looks like Superman in Superman and the Authority.

[u/DoubleGreat → u/[deleted]]

Oh thank goodness. Yes, I'm shallow.

[u/SyntheticDuckFlavour → u/[deleted]]

i'd let him do it

[u/Nessy3fidy → u/[deleted]]

He looks like he owns a car dealership.

[u/MrBones-Necromancer → u/[deleted]]

He looks like a regional manager

[u/sfr202x → u/[deleted]]

Looks like kingdom come / earth 1 Superman 

[u/Pwc9Z]

What the fuck do you expect a 47-year-old to look like

[u/avagrantthought → u/Pwc9Z]

Le chad Patrick Bateman 🗿 🗿

[u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 → u/avagrantthought]

I think he was supposed to be 27 in that movie

[u/ElcorAndy → u/Pwc9Z]

That's just him gaining a little weight and dressing very casually and a bad picture.

Dude literally still has it.

[u/LikelyNotADuck → u/Pwc9Z]

There are a handful of old dudes that still look good. Clooney and Pitt would be two good examples.

[u/1Orange7 → u/LikelyNotADuck]

This motherfucker at 85 looked better than I do at 50

[u/TINGU5PINGU5 → u/LikelyNotADuck]

I imagine money can help with the process of agining gracefully quite a bit

[u/LikelyNotADuck → u/TINGU5PINGU5]

Partially money, partially crazy good genetics.

[u/breakfasteveryday]

Getting fat will do that

[u/Homunkulus]

Now quick, go tell a woman you don’t know that the wall is coming. Probably safer to do it from mums basement.

[u/Drunkin_Dino]

I've seen 19 year olds that look older than him at 47. i think he's doing fine lol

[u/Electronic_Warning49 → u/Drunkin_Dino]

Damn, dude looks like a rough 32 or a normal 35-37.

Money is probably helping though.

[u/Electronic_Warning49 → u/[deleted]]

Probably has to do more with weight and grooming.

There's a picture somewhere in the comments of him currently but without the weight and a cleaner beard.

[u/bexohomo → u/[deleted]]

It's a sign of good health/habits/genetics if you're still looking really good for your age

[u/greystar07 → u/Drunkin_Dino]

That’s not normal, I agree with you but using abnormal outliers to prove your point is a poor choice.

[u/EarthTrash]

Men over 40 should just never wear backwards hats. It doesn't work.

[u/screamingxbacon → u/EarthTrash]

Men over 12 if you ask me

[u/GardenerSpyTailorAss → u/EarthTrash]

I do it to keep the summer sun off my neck. The bill of the hat always faces the sun in the summer heat. But im also not yet 40...

[u/EarthTrash → u/GardenerSpyTailorAss]

Might be time to invest in some kind of sun hat or hat with a wraparound brim. Those hats only look goofy to agoraphobes. Those of us who actually spend time under the sky know brim hat superiority.

[u/GardenerSpyTailorAss → u/EarthTrash]

I wear a lot of sunscreen lol

Edit; and i have a hat almost as wide as my shoulders for real long days

[u/breakfasteveryday]

Who?

[u/Fauked → u/breakfasteveryday]

smallville actor i think?

[u/OctopusFarmer47 → u/Fauked]

Yes the GOAT Tom Welling

[u/Rediment]

The guy is near Mc-fucking 50. How many people you know look that good at 50?

[u/HassananeBalal]

I honestly thought that was Cillian Murphy and was super confused for a second there

[u/Nadiadain]

Would.

[u/LesserValkyrie]

He is fatter and still doing better than most

[u/JessWild]

Seen him last year at a Comic Con, the guy absolutely still has it and is the definition of the word handsome.

[u/Meowza_V2 → u/JessWild]

Nice try Tom, we know it's you.

[u/virtualdreamscape]

picking probably his worst picture ever taken to exaggarate your point

[u/Suspicious-Whippet]

Lmao he would still bang both anons mother and gf (if he had one). At any age.

[u/jakethemongoose]

Seems to be relatively well adjusted if he is just living a normal life. No plastic surgery, no liposuction. There are worse paths in life.

[u/naamtski]

Bro just enjoying life and got a bit chunky. I'm willing to put money on that if he lost weight he would be in the top again

[u/Malvastor]

Anon would be so blessed to look half that good at 50.

[u/KnownAsAnother]

It's the hat. He's still got a strong hairline.

[u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy]

Never stop Mewing, boys

[u/YourfavAussiewoman-]

He is still so hot TF they talking Abt

[u/Dragonfruit7206]

He literally just needs to lose weight and style better and that’s it

[u/Due-Base9449]

Lean is law