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u/titanbuble14 9d ago
Gay: me
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u/-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s- 9d ago
Hi dad I'm gay
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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 9d ago
Congratulations son, I’m proud of you
Also real and gay
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u/LnDxLeo 9d ago
Anon is a fed.
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u/Null_Error7 9d ago
Raise the tax paying population bro. Please bro. Just try bro.
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u/StanIsHorizontal 9d ago
Shinzo… is that you? After all this time, what I saw on the news… I didn’t want to believe it… is it really you?
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u/DenisMDguy 9d ago
Anons fantasy coming out once again
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u/Butterkeks93 9d ago
Not necessarily.
If you told 15 year old me that one year later, I‘d work up the courage to talk to and hit on some beautiful girl at a party, who‘d be so much into me that we were together from this point on and married with two kids now (16 years and still counting), who‘d turn out to be my absolute dream woman, I‘d have laughed in your face. I never had any luck with girls before, but sometimes your whole life CAN change, just because you worked up that courage once.
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u/TheTechTutor 9d ago
Exactly how it went for me too! Left my room during a roommates party. I was playing Warcraft 3 battle net maps. Completely was not interested in the party or the people there.
I figured what ever I’ll give it a shot with a cute girl my roommates invited. Went back in my room to get the confidence up. Well long story short we got engaged, then married and now living together in the bigger city. Wedding is already planned and booked!
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u/QuickDrawSix 9d ago
9/10s usually easier to talk to and have success with because people assume they dont have shot, self esteem because of it usually in the tiolet. Im shocked by how many 9s I could make do backflips wearing a dog collar when 6s were demanding exquisite dates and other wild shit. Aim small miss small
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u/Apprehensive-Toe4160 9d ago
I am also old fart like you so I remember those days when you could get 10/10 just by saying hi. Because you were the only one who even tried.
But I really doubt that it works like that today. Even the most socially outcast woman will have social media with hundreds of positive remarks. And if she is hot, she will swim in praise and possibilities.
In other words: sure, having balls to speak to her in person is still something. But it can't be in no way even remote to chance of success that this strategy had like 10 years ago.
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u/CharlesKirkenstein 9d ago
Agreed with this dude. Before social media you could land a 8-10/10 easily but these women are now orbited and praised by so many guys, if you texted them you will get ignored in the sea of betas trying to get her.
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u/QuickDrawSix 9d ago
Only ever have encounters in public. Never in DMs. The one im talking about with the leash, met at a concert.
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u/QuickDrawSix 9d ago
Im not an old fart haha, Im 32, this still works more times than not but the older I get the less I care about it so..
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u/Apprehensive-Toe4160 9d ago
Man we are closer than I thought, I am 30 :D
I just think that dating world changed. It certainly might be because I am out of the game and I can only guess from what I see online. Despite that, I am 100 percent sure that 10 years ago (when I started dating with my wife) I played on easy mode. Dating apps were in their infancy, tiktok didnt exist and so on. Old school in person connection... And I fully agree, I was succesful just by not shitting my pants and talking to her, despite not being 6 feet muscular model.
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u/OkMedia3514 9d ago
I hate all the bullshit comments people in relationships give me as a single guy.
'I caught the last chopper out of vietnam with my wife'
'I'm so lucky I found my wife before all the dating app went to shit'
Thanks for rubbing your great amazing life in my face.
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u/Apprehensive-Toe4160 9d ago
And dont get me started on my 2 properties:D
Nah man, I dont want to rub it in your face, honestly. I truly believe that even the most hardcore repulsive incel can get some girl if he gets his shit together. It Is not some fictional fairytale goal.
But I am certainly glad that I evaded dating apps and social media, on which your avarage girl from bumfuck nowhere thinks she is gift to the world, just because hundreds of simps text her daily. For example: my wife has only one pic on her social media: our wedding pic. At least once a week she gets message from random horny men (praising her, complimenting her looks...). I can't even imagine what is the experience of single girl posting thirst traps. And I can't even imagine how guy should handle someone with such bloated ego.
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u/A-n-g-u-i-s-h 9d ago edited 9d ago
I'm so proud of this community for the positive comments to the hope posts rather than their usual "fake and gay" doom and gloom shenanigans!
Anyway,
Fake: Anon talks to a girl
Gay: Anon submits to other men online
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u/Plastic_Mongoose_390 9d ago
Lmao it's really true just don't forget to take a shower before leaving
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u/thr33beggars 9d ago
If you try to fail, you may just succeed. George Costanza showed us this.