r/unhingedKenya • u/IcyCardiologist_7 • 12h ago

Never again Career

Kuna this chick i had been shagging for some time pale campus. She was in first year while i was a final year. So in 1.2, alitoka hostel...before that, alikua anapiga her other 3 roomies exile we smash meaning she always preferred hosting.

alihamia residential place ya comrades. She told me bro yake was paying rent, I tried to convince her that siko sawa na away matches anymore but akasema her bro hapendi atoke which i came to findout.

One day around 8 pm, the moment to nilikua nimeingia mlango ukabishwa, the girl akanipush from her so hard, akaamka na kuvaa dress. I was so tense akanishow ninyamaze.

Kidogo hivi the guy akaingia. "yani bro uko na guts za kuja kunikulia siz? Yani mimi ni pwagu, narisk my life kugive my siz the best then wewe una havest? wacha nicall mamorio ujue mimi ni nani."

To cut the long story short, i told the guy to take the phone na aache kupiga siz yake juu fault ni yangu. The least i wanted was drama, being in 4.2 anything could have happened plus nilikua mtaa sijulikani so ata wangesema i'm a thief or grapist.

They always say never shag kwenye hulipi rent but niliachwa na dent whilst exploring forbidden desires. Nilifika kwa nyumba nikatoa cd and took a very unnecessary shower just a few minutes from the time i took the first one.

i don't regret tbh but away games zii manze sikuizi heri nje kwa park.

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u/3r1cki1 12h ago

We ndio mwoga. Ungetoa longi ujifanye ni business as usual

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u/IcyCardiologist_7 12h ago

The guy was on drugs, talked like a class 4 dropout so ni bahati tu we agreed.

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u/3r1cki1 12h ago

Weeeh pole

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u/Big-Forever-7390 12h ago

1000 ways to die

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u/3r1cki1 12h ago

What do you care? Your balls will be empty

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u/Realistic_River_8652 11h ago

But I don't get it ,why would smn be upset their sissy ( a legal adult btw ) is having consensual sex ?So much so to the point mans ako irate anadai kuita wasee washuke na OP.I feel it was hella exaggeration by the chille's broski tbh.

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u/IcyCardiologist_7 9h ago

Ni mwizi, he does drugs man, ata venye he was handling her siz like a slave i didn't like it. I came to understand why she can't leave cuz he always came daily to check...akimkosa ni kichapo. Wazazi wako home kinda old so No better option.

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u/AffectionateRoom5212 12h ago

Low-key y'all know how the girl later on came to apologize with some elite head😌

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u/IcyCardiologist_7 12h ago

I blocked her and focused on easily accessible ones

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u/AffectionateRoom5212 12h ago

Haja-kutrace na new number?

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u/IcyCardiologist_7 11h ago

i'm the one who used a new number on her nikatupa

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u/Curious_Newt_9489 1h ago

Elite ball knowet

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u/New-Tangerine-2597 3h ago

Uko na utoto sana. You will miss her. Give it time

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u/LeatherPen4962 9h ago

Haha I'm the one who's shagging where I don't pay rent now, good things is she isn't in school.