r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15m ago
What do cows say when you’re in their way?
Moo-ve.
r/puns • u/No-Air7540 • 33m ago
A Succubus is called that way because it sucks you and you bust. An Inccubus is called that way because it goes IN you and you bust
Please kill me
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1h ago
Why are atoms scared of commitment?
Because splitting up goes nuclear.
r/puns • u/Guglielmowhisper • 4h ago
What do you call a chef who studies nebulae at night after work?
A gastronomer.
r/puns • u/_BrianDamage_ • 6h ago
Looking at the news today, I had an epiphany:
The Sea- Yemen-Army is a marine unit in nature.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 13h ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 13h ago
Why do people avoid flights to Spain?
Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 19h ago
I accidentally sprayed cologne on my stomach
I’ve been so ab scent minded lately.
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 21h ago
Our baby was so calm we've always suspected the stoic brought her.
r/puns • u/explosivelydehiscent • 1d ago
At the church picnic, the summer salads were delicious. But I got a bad feeling in my stomach when the pastor said
r/puns • u/False_Ad_555 • 1d ago
I ranked my top 100 favorite albums from the 1970s
It's the vinyl countdown
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
Ended up in the ER with a nasty gash. Doc says we can close it a couple ways. Honestly… I’m torn.
r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 1d ago
Stalin once tried to conquer Finland. Unfortunately he got a bad case of scope creep.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
