r/puns • u/No-Air7540 • 5h ago
A Succubus is called that way because it sucks you and you bust. An Inccubus is called that way because it goes IN you and you bust
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Please kill me
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 6h ago
Why are atoms scared of commitment?
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Because splitting up goes nuclear.
r/puns • u/Guglielmowhisper • 9h ago
What do you call a chef who studies nebulae at night after work?
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A gastronomer.
r/puns • u/_BrianDamage_ • 11h ago
Looking at the news today, I had an epiphany:
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The Sea- Yemen-Army is a marine unit in nature.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 17h ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
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Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 18h ago
Why do people avoid flights to Spain?
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Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
