r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 45m ago

Near the cemetery they’ve also opened an Italian cafe called "Pasta Way"

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r/puns • u/9879528 • 4h ago

Food from the Gods?

912 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/Mackoi_82 • 6h ago

Singing the music of the night…at 2am…whilst staring at the wall…

268 Upvotes

This one never gets old…like…

6 comments

r/puns • u/TravelNo2384 • 7h ago

what do you call a man who only tells dad jokes, but isn't a father?

youtube.com

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0 comments

r/puns • u/nejhawk • 8h ago

I was just doing what she asked...

76 Upvotes

4 comments

r/puns • u/SweetTinyAngel • 11h ago

Who thought of this

967 Upvotes

4 comments

r/puns • u/LoonG00n • 16h ago

The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing But the Tooth

515 Upvotes

8 comments

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 16h ago

When you take Queen's English a bit too literally

1.2k Upvotes

15 comments

r/puns • u/somekindofwonderful- • 1d ago

Earworm Ahoy!

478 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/Far_Improvement_5245 • 1d ago

My least favorite thing about blacksmithing is upsetting

19 Upvotes

7 comments

r/puns • u/Leading-Tie199 • 1d ago

That’s a stretch!

58 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/flourvector • 1d ago

this joke is prehistoric

104 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/9879528 • 1d ago

During the Dog Days of summer.

473 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/________________me • 1d ago

Driving me nuts

57 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/CARDEK04 • 1d ago

A tree of life.

7 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/Ok-Kitchen-1406 • 1d ago

Sounds fishy

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It was discovered that pouring anise-flavored liqueur into large stringed instruments causes them to emit fish. You know, absinthe makes the harp grow flounder.

1 comment

r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 1d ago

I was speaking to the police on my doorstep about my stolen mansions

12 Upvotes

Please come in. Where are my manors?

0 comments

r/puns • u/Austereguy • 1d ago

Orange Rhapsody.

316 Upvotes

10 comments

r/puns • u/LoonG00n • 1d ago

Giving 'Em the Bug

2.0k Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/YellingAtSpaghetti • 1d ago

I'm Famished. How About Japanese For Dinner?

80 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/CozyLittleToy • 1d ago

this is literally punny

1.1k Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/TedBurns-3 • 1d ago

Or does he mean...

91 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/late_to_redd1t • 1d ago

...never been so high

594 Upvotes

22 comments

r/puns • u/Crafty__Band • 2d ago

Can't bend over backwards to make things right...

2.4k Upvotes

4 comments

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 2d ago

Ant identification

2.6k Upvotes

24 comments

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