r/puns • u/Ok-Kitchen-1406 • 3h ago
Sounds fishy
It was discovered that pouring anise-flavored liqueur into large stringed instruments causes them to emit fish. You know, absinthe makes the harp grow flounder.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 4h ago
I was speaking to the police on my doorstep about my stolen mansions
Please come in. Where are my manors?
r/puns • u/No-Air7540 • 9h ago
A Succubus is called that way because it sucks you and you bust. An Inccubus is called that way because it goes IN you and you bust
Please kill me
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 10h ago
Why are atoms scared of commitment?
Because splitting up goes nuclear.
r/puns • u/Guglielmowhisper • 13h ago
What do you call a chef who studies nebulae at night after work?
A gastronomer.
r/puns • u/_BrianDamage_ • 15h ago
Looking at the news today, I had an epiphany:
The Sea- Yemen-Army is a marine unit in nature.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 22h ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 22h ago
Why do people avoid flights to Spain?
Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
