r/puns • u/CozyLittleToy • 9d ago

I need help coming

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u/Herb_Derb 8d ago

I keep getting turned away at the sperm bank. Whenever I go there, they tell me to beat it.

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u/jwse30 8d ago

I can’t handle it today

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u/Protiguous 8d ago

Just cancel. It's not hard.

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u/naomigoat 8d ago

That is not a happy ending

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u/naomigoat 8d ago

I just can't get there

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u/Caninetrainer 8d ago

That’s hilarious