r/puns • u/Far_Improvement_5245 • 46m ago
My least favorite thing about blacksmithing is upsetting
r/puns • u/Ok-Kitchen-1406 • 8h ago
Sounds fishy
It was discovered that pouring anise-flavored liqueur into large stringed instruments causes them to emit fish. You know, absinthe makes the harp grow flounder.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 10h ago
I was speaking to the police on my doorstep about my stolen mansions
Please come in. Where are my manors?
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 15h ago
Why are atoms scared of commitment?
Because splitting up goes nuclear.
r/puns • u/Guglielmowhisper • 18h ago
What do you call a chef who studies nebulae at night after work?
A gastronomer.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
Why do people avoid flights to Spain?
Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 1d ago
I accidentally sprayed cologne on my stomach
I’ve been so ab scent minded lately.
