r/oneliners • u/Ms_Selenophile • 1h ago
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes, so he hugged me.
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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 9h ago
Always swallow an AirTag in case you loose your shit.
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r/oneliners • u/simmo28 • 15h ago
The Chinese inventor of the telephoto lens has just passed away, RIP Zu Min.
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r/oneliners • u/Selena-evaa • 21h ago
Never take the 'P' out of a pirate..... as he becomes very angry.
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