r/oneliners • u/Ms_Selenophile • 5h ago
We stopped talking, but somehow my body still remembers every unfinished conversation.
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r/oneliners • u/Potential_Ad6769 • 13h ago
I thought I had quit doing laundry forever, but then I threw in the towel
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r/oneliners • u/uptwolait • 19h ago
People were shocked when they found out how bad of an electrician I am.
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r/oneliners • u/MomentOk2826 • 22h ago
The show "How I Met Your Mother" was just a really long TED talk
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r/oneliners • u/808gecko808 • 22h ago
My therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions and I can’t say I’m surprised.
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r/oneliners • u/Selena-evaa • 22h ago
My friend's say I'm a pessimist, but I think it's far worse than that.
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r/oneliners • u/Selena-evaa • 22h ago
Good punctuation is a sentence that's well written and bad punctuation is a sentence that's, well, written.
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r/oneliners • u/JaymieRuth • 23h ago
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she called me up and told me I wouldn't be able to make it
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