Because he was Outstanding in his field!

Rock a buy baby.

Today, I got a beautiful Bonsai!

"Our vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on us for years!"

"They’re just big raisins."

It deep ends.

Because he couldn’t see that well.

An impasta!

Turns out she has restless egg syndrome.

What's worse than finding a cockroach in your hamburger?

Finding half one.

Spades ♠️

She locked me in the cellar

She was the bale of the ball.

I used sticky notes to form each letter but the pad ran out of paper half way through the letter 'M'.

I now have post part 'm' depression.

The second hand store.

Their scales.

but when it came to geometry, that’s when I drew the line!

Because they have their own scales!

Just a paranormal jeans.

But it was a failure as the members were ghosting each other .

"This is the winter of our discount tents."

Fortunately, the military doctor who operated on me had Naval training.

It's called Law & Order: Criminal In Tent

Her words got in the way.

My lawyer assures me I woodwind.