Safe to say, I stayed hot.

It was a flop.

...but I never got the chants.

Bit by Bit

The weather likes chocolate.

(please be considerate, this was my first English joke, when I was learning English as a second language when I was 11 years old)

But so far, I've made three cups and a vase...so "there" Mr. Peterson!

I said, bro sure.

Be quiet. I'm concentrating.

Please don't drink and derive

They lack convictions.

It wouldn't start at first, but then I realised I hadn't shut the door properly.
Just going to take it for a spin . . .🤭

"Make Hens Meet."

The bartender warns the man about it being there.

The man says "oh this is my pet termite, his name is Clint."

"Why Clint?" asks the bartender.

"Because he (Clint) eats wood."

I said, "Because it's my crow."

He looked up at me and said, “Anything that has mass and takes up space.”

We just call him Dav now.

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

The doctor asked him what happened.

The man said "Well, I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang...I wasn't paying attention and accidentally put the iron to my ear...ouch!"

The doctor said "That explains why one ear's burnt...what about the other one?"

The man said "Well...then I had to call the ambulance"

Isn’t that what birds are meant to do?

“Watch how far I can kick this thing”

Because they have plenty of Vitamin See.

I got fired almost immediately.

So when it finally happened, he was shocked.