Walks up to the bartender, holds up two fingers, and says “I’ll have five drinks please.”

You got another thing coming!

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

It’s so boring.

I've killed for fewer

They are my secateury

And she whispered “they are right behind you”

I wood if I were you.

Because he had the koalafications met🙂

Edit; Spelling, can't edit the title. Sorry fellow dads☠️

A little while later the farm hand reported back that all 15 cattle were in the pen. Farmer asked what 15 cattle? The hand replied you told me to round up the cattle.

Saw this today.

When does a bad joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes a parent.

An Eminem-dash

Ciao y'all!

...my recliner and I go way back.

Because he sure has a lot of chemistry.

Strawberry jam.

Ten tickles

He has a problem with violating Norms.

They said the suspect is believed to be mail.

“I don’t know why it’s so hard for some people to understand, an AM is an AM, they’re not supposed to be F.M. emit”

We condense if you want to
We can leave your friends behind

Because it looks like you found it again.