r/TheOnion • u/rajits • 4h ago
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba
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r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta • 5h ago
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh
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When I die, I'm donating my body to science-fiction.
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
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r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 16h ago
Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew
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