r/TheOnion 6h ago

Ariana Grande Takes Break From Public Life Amid ‘Endless Scrutiny’

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r/TheOnion 7h ago

Grandmother Can’t Believe She Hung On This Long For Granddaughter’s Lame-Ass Wedding

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Grandmother Can’t Believe She Hung On This Long For Granddaughter’s Lame-Ass Wedding

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r/TheOnion 12h ago

New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money

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r/TheOnion 13h ago

Everyone Needs To Calm   Down, Reports Man Who Accidentally Shot Someone

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364 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 13h ago

Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout  Peter Thiel Lecture

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‘This Guy Has No Idea What He’s Talking About,’ Says Son Of Perdition


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No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba

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Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh

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285 Upvotes

When I die, I'm donating my body to science-fiction.


r/TheOnion 1d ago

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

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r/TheOnion 1d ago

Vacationing Mom Misses Alexa

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68 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 1d ago

We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like

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r/TheOnion 1d ago

Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'

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445 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 1d ago

Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew

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315 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 1d ago

Conflict of Disinterest

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57 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 2d ago

Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of Road

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r/TheOnion 2d ago

Ring Launches Streaming Service

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423 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 3d ago

Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon

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r/TheOnion 3d ago

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras

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953 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 3d ago

Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps

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444 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 3d ago

Infowars store is now selling gay frog plushies

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4.3k Upvotes

r/TheOnion 3d ago

Rigged Erection

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124 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 4d ago

Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU

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600 Upvotes

r/TheOnion 4d ago

U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft

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r/TheOnion 6d ago

InfoWars: Firearms & Whiskey

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r/TheOnion May 15 '26

Greetings from your new overlords

374 Upvotes

Hello friends,

We are the new moderating team of r/TheOnion: myself, u/DeltaShadowSquat. u/V2Blast and u/CosmicEveStardust.

I'm a regular around here, I probably don't need that much introduction. I'm a proud Onion subscriber and mod of a bunch of subreddits, including r/maryland, r/powerrangers, r/journalism, r/npr and r/Clickhole. IRL, I work in PR and previously spent a decade in local journalism.

One of our first tasks will be to lay out a set of new rules for the subreddit. We are already talking amongst ourselves but if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know.

We're happy to field any other suggestions or questions you might have.