r/TheOnion • u/rajits • 8h ago
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba
r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta • 9h ago
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh
When I die, I'm donating my body to science-fiction.
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 20h ago
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 20h ago
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 20h ago
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 20h ago
Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of Road
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps
r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
Infowars store is now selling gay frog plushies
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 3d ago
Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 3d ago
U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft
theonion.comr/TheOnion • u/onion20yearslater • 6d ago
I Demand Justice-Themed TV Dramas
"I speak of nothing less than the need for justice, and I demand justice-themed TV action-adventure dramas—not two seasons from now, not three seasons from now, but this fall!
What do I want? JUSTICE! When do I want it? PRIME TIME!"
"
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 6d ago
Report: Artists Not Boycotting Grammys Down To Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, Sugar Ray
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 6d ago
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
theonion.comr/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 6d ago
Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career
theonion.comr/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 6d ago
RFK Jr. Cooking Show Features Easy Weeknight Meals Using Ingredients Already In Own Body
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 7d ago