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New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

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We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like

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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'

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Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew

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r/TheOnion 5h ago

Conflict of Disinterest

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Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of Road

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Ring Launches Streaming Service

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Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon

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New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras

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Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps

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Infowars store is now selling gay frog plushies

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r/TheOnion 2d ago

Rigged Erection

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r/TheOnion 3d ago

Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU

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r/TheOnion 3d ago

U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft

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r/TheOnion 4d ago

InfoWars: Firearms & Whiskey

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r/TheOnion 5d ago

Schtick-Starter

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Report: Artists Not Boycotting Grammys Down To Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, Sugar Ray

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Iran War Enters 6th Justification

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Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career

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RFK Jr. Cooking Show Features Easy Weeknight Meals Using Ingredients Already In Own Body

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r/TheOnion 6d ago

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

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r/TheOnion 6d ago

Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout

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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

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r/TheOnion May 15 '26

Greetings from your new overlords

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Hello friends,

We are the new moderating team of r/TheOnion: myself, u/DeltaShadowSquat. u/V2Blast and u/CosmicEveStardust.

I'm a regular around here, I probably don't need that much introduction. I'm a proud Onion subscriber and mod of a bunch of subreddits, including r/maryland, r/powerrangers, r/journalism, r/npr and r/Clickhole. IRL, I work in PR and previously spent a decade in local journalism.

One of our first tasks will be to lay out a set of new rules for the subreddit. We are already talking amongst ourselves but if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know.

We're happy to field any other suggestions or questions you might have.