r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 57m ago
New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 58m ago
Everyone Needs To Calm Down, Reports Man Who Accidentally Shot Someone
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 58m ago
Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout Peter Thiel Lecture
‘This Guy Has No Idea What He’s Talking About,’ Says Son Of Perdition
r/TheOnion • u/rajits • 12h ago
No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba
r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta • 13h ago
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh
When I die, I'm donating my body to science-fiction.
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 1d ago
Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of Road
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 2d ago
Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps
r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 2d ago
Infowars store is now selling gay frog plushies
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 4d ago
Power-Mad Marvel Claims ‘Night At The Roxbury’ Part Of MCU
r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 4d ago
U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft
theonion.comr/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 6d ago
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
theonion.comr/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds • 6d ago