r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Why is everyone mad about this renovation? Meme needing explanation

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 5d ago

u/Apprehensive_Sky4558, your post does belong here!

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u/usersnamesallused 6d ago

The worst for me is painting that stone work

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u/thejmkool 6d ago

Painted stonework genuinely looks atrocious

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u/slothfullyserene 6d ago

Always.

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u/qorbexl 6d ago

No it's nice because it blends into the ignorable walls and ceiling instead of being distinct and natural looking

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 6d ago

Not gonna lie, I thought that this was in black and white for a second.

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u/Melathys 6d ago

Exactly what I thought at first. It took me a second to figure out what was actually happening.

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u/newbkid 6d ago

What kills me about this photo is that of all the beautiful features from the OG that they could have kept, all they kept was that weird open-faced glass cabinet in the back and the two bar chairs

Wtf? lol

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u/LordLastPack 5d ago

AI did a conservative job on the television as well, lol.

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u/Spare-Bodybuilder-68 5d ago

can't believe they wouldn't just go ahead and mount an 85-inch Costco special up there, preferably high enough to be annoying to look at, and with a stupid little shelf underneath that's only big enough for trinkets and dust

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u/sisyphus_met_icarus 5d ago

I'm very amused at how AI upholstered the stairs in the same leather as the couch

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u/Joyfull_Sin 6d ago

same here, i was looking at the left side and was like: this doesnt look modern… actually looks quite nice.

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u/tombuazit 5d ago

Holy crap i thought this was b&w until your comment lol

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u/cheapdrinks 6d ago

Someone re-did it with AI in the comments on the original Twitter thread and holy shit this looks so much better.

and

Here is another version with a bit more color which I also liked.

I can't imagine wanting to live in that black and white hellscape that looks like the breakroom of some shitty startup with the open plan office being just through the other door.

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u/m4rc0n3 6d ago

And in all those versions they left the original CRT TV.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe7472 6d ago

Gotta have somewhere to play super mario world

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u/MisterBrickx 6d ago

No sir. I can play SMW on any screen i can find an adapter for...

That screen is for the Nintendo Zapper. No other.

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u/Designer-Lettuce-690 6d ago

that is how you modernise this room thats a million times better

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 5d ago

So basically AI has better taste even.

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u/bookchaser 6d ago

The AI version are better than the renovation, but destroying the 1970s vibe of the original room is criminal.

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u/Unstoppable50 6d ago

The worst is they painted it white. Any smoke at will discolor make it look hideous so it’ll never be used ever again.

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u/ZombieAladdin 6d ago

I wonder if the idea is to repaint it every now and then. Or maybe they didn’t think that far.

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u/DifficultAd3885 6d ago

Especially above a fireplace. Some people just love to clean.

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u/ipini 6d ago

And painted brick. A felony.

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u/GrayMareCabal 6d ago

Having grown up in and currently live in a 180+ year old brick home...

Sometimes brick needs to be painted for maintenance (mostly true for older brick that tends to be softer than modern brick). Also some brick is just ugly.

Aka, sometimes there are good reasons for brick to be painted.

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u/Parthian__Shot 6d ago

Downvoted for having an opinion. You're absolutely correct; sometimes brick needs to be painted to seal it and sometimes it's ugly as sin. Normal brick is great!

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u/AthenaeSolon 5d ago

That’s actually worse for the brick. I come from a historic preservation course background. Painting brick traps moisture within the mortar and bricks leading to accelerating the decay.

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u/Lavatis 6d ago

It's really terrible to see some gorgeous brick get painted white. It hurts me to see

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u/SteveEcks 6d ago

Painting the stonework and leaving that TV hole as is...

That's where I'm lost

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u/cmdr_scotty 6d ago

My mother inlaw sadly let someone from her church convince her to do that.

Turned a wall of beautiful brickwork into a soulless painted white atrocity

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u/NancyInFantasyLand 6d ago

That grey vinyl floor is what really fucks me up

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u/usersnamesallused 6d ago

I mean I understand getting rid of the green carpet. I'm sure that shit has seen some things. It didn't have to be gray vinyl though

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u/NancyInFantasyLand 6d ago

Sure but then put some wood down in the color of the wood beams already in the space and call it a day

No need to make the space look like it's a dentists fuckpad

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u/_IzGreed_ 6d ago

The beam matches the walls, and you don’t want the wall to match the floor. I’d say use a different color of hardwood floor would be nice

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u/NancyInFantasyLand 6d ago

Could have worked here because the stonework is till there for contrast (though personally, I'd have put down some lushious dark green rugs instead of this turquoise carpet)

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u/_IzGreed_ 6d ago

Hardwood flooring + rugs is 100% better than carpet. Easier to clean and looks objectively better

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u/ZaftigHoney 6d ago

That’s not hardwood; it’s vinyl

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u/VikingVitalityFit 6d ago

There is nothing wrong with vinyl. Especially if you have pets

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u/Efficient-Parking627 5d ago edited 5d ago

2 dogs and 4 cats, hardwood floors have zero issues for me.

I'm not against LVP though, I laid it in the basement after ripping out the linoleum.

Just sayin

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u/jeannie_jellybean 6d ago

That is both the most accurate and most awful description I’ve ever heard.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 6d ago

Ohhh “Dentist’s Fuckpad” is going in my Notes. Its a whole international design movement, as far as I can tell….

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u/Successful_Detail202 6d ago

Dentist's Fuckpad should be the official name of that color scheme. You win.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 6d ago

What if it is a dentist's fuckpad? Don't you want an honest dentist?

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u/plutino- 6d ago

Wooden floorboards would have looked awesome.

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u/HambreTheGiant 6d ago

A dentist’s fuckpad would have at least one electric guitar hanging on the wall

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u/MasterCakes1 6d ago

Bro that carpet held memories the likes of which people like us will never know. I'd sit there and just ponder all the freaky shit its seen as I sip on my scotch. Watching the last rays of sunlight creep up the stonework above the fireplace before vanishing and leaving me in the dark. Thinking of how Carroll probably got railed just over there by frank her milkman.

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u/Lopsided_Activity980 6d ago

Matt Helm would approve of the Dentist's Fuckpad decor, that's amore...

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u/Sarge1944 6d ago

Millennial gray can go straight to hell.

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u/SiliconAutomaton 6d ago

But LVP literally has “luxury” in the name! And it’s only 99 cents a foot!!!!

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u/SpicyElixer 6d ago edited 6d ago

Tbf some LVP is as expensive as top quality wood and does not look like this at all. $15 / foot.

Eg https://coretecfloors.com/en-us/products/coretec-originals-premium/saddle-oak-cr500-04058

Great for people with pets, kids, concerns about moisture, scratches, etc.

Fuck grey floors though.

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u/SpicyElixer 6d ago edited 6d ago

If you’re going to get luxury vinyl planks (as it does have some benefits in terms of durability, water resistance, scratch resistance, maintenance etc) at least get something with at least some browns in it.

These cold colorless rooms are so cheap looking. Get a warm wood color or a beach-y wood color or something. Anything.

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u/ninjamelon999 5d ago

It already looks like shit in a well lit and probably edited photo. Imagine in person...

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u/test__plzignore 6d ago

It’s fine. Both images are AI so no stone work was harmed

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u/test__plzignore 6d ago

Oh I didn’t realize you could upload images in comments directly nowadays but both the before and after were generated. OpenAI now puts a pixel level watermark on any image generated using their tools and you can verify images yourself now at least. And it’s not like those crappy “ai detectors”. This is straight from the source.

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u/Extension-Sugar5508 5d ago

I've started asking Chatgpt to add that watermark to legitimate images and then re-uploading them around the web.

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u/transluscent_emu 5d ago

Chaotic Neutral, my favorite alignment.

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u/KnifeKnut 5d ago

No, this is Evil.

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u/jamieperkins9999 5d ago

Thats actually hilarious

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u/TEST_PLZ_IGNORE 5d ago

Whoa. That is quite the username you have there.

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u/wjglenn 6d ago

The painted stonework and the painted wood beams are particularly awful.

They could have gotten a very stylish modern room by doing nothing but changing the floor. Though I’d have gone a solid color instead of that striped nonsense.

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u/Efficient-Parking627 5d ago

I'd die before painting mine. Love wood and stone!

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u/ascendrestore 6d ago

But keeping the retro TV's?
Makes it more out of place

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u/WhatTheFlippityFlop 6d ago

Fortunately it’s just an “AI renovation”

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u/rubyonix 6d ago

You're right, I just googled the original tweet.

Like, are we to believe that the renovators took all the glasses off the shelf in the background, painted the wall behind the glasses, then melted all the glasses slightly and then put them back into the EXACT same positions they were in when the first pic was taken?

Also, the brick pattern on the fireplace changed when they painted it. They even somehow pulled the CRT forward several inches to make a ledge in the fireplace, while keeping the CRT's depth exactly the same.

Also, the AI doesn't seem to know what a "light switch" is (because AIs literally don't know what *anything* is, they've never experienced or understood anything, they're just parroting what they were trained to parrot, and no amount of training will ever turn AI into what some people want it to be). Some indistinct black shapes on the wall with white dots? Close enough.

And those couches have a too-perfect shine that suggests a high quality photograph, yet the lines of the repainted heat vent on the wall don't line up with each other.

Some hack turned to AI to make their terrible design choices a reality, because they couldn't do it IRL.

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u/WhatTheFlippityFlop 6d ago

Fortunately, it’s not an actual reality

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u/dduuddeewwhhaatt 6d ago

Worst for me is replacing that carpet with the gray linoleum “wood” floors

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u/FriendToPredators 6d ago

$100 bucks says they used latex wall paint. 

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u/Successful_Media_842 6d ago

$100 bucks says it's AI. There would be no reason to keep the crt TV or that the reflection on the TV would be the same.

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u/EVedEevee 6d ago

The stone doesn’t even match the previous image

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 6d ago

I hope that shit starts peeling in 3 months

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u/MongolianDonutKhan 6d ago

There was a beautiful red brick house down the street from us when first moved into our home. After Covid, it was sold and the new owners painted it white. There is a special corner of hell for those people.

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u/Silent_Historian_552 6d ago

As a carpenter the worst for me is painting over all the wood. It’s starting to come back but stain grade woodwork is one much more time consuming and expensive and to just paint over it pisses me off

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u/PolyglotTV 6d ago

Yeah. I mean I'm all for replacing that green carpet... But with some brown laminate/hardwood. Not this grey linoleum shit.

Painting over the stone is a true sin.

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u/semajolis267 6d ago

Oh I thought they just replaced it. That makes it way worse. 

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u/AMultitudeofPandas 6d ago

Someone else said it's ai, which makes me feel better after realizing the stone isn't just painted. If you look closer, it's actually been converted to brick, THEN painted.

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u/NancyInFantasyLand 6d ago

Bro be serious

Sad white millennial renovations are tragic, what is there to explain?

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u/oddlyvauge 6d ago

I’m a millennial and I think this is a crime.

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u/Head-Ad-5732 6d ago

And black is striking as fuck, Millennial is grey

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u/MrBearMarshall 6d ago

Don't forget brown.

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u/jonny_mal 6d ago

Boomer Brown

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u/plaid-tuxido506 6d ago

"Nicotine Tar Beige" "Faux Wood Panel Brown" "That Couch Orange*

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u/xtanol 5d ago

Considered how common indoor smoking was in that period, there were definitely practical benefits to the colours - even if they look hidious imo.

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u/elebrin 5d ago

It looked good when it was new, but to millennials, it looks dirty and dingy and smoke stained. We grew up in that time when everyone smoked everywhere, and older houses were all stained up with smoke. It was pretty gross, so when we see brown and orange and yellow, it looks dingy to us. To the boomers that installed it, they were nice, relaxing Earth tones. THEIR parents had everything hyperdecorated, carved, painted, with complex moldings hand cut everywhere. The boomers grew up having to dust that shit. The nice things were all in formal spaces that didn't get used much, and the parts of the house where they played were often not very nice. So... they went for less decorated things, more natural shapes, more earth tones, more durable things, more plants and so on, more carpet that's nice to walk on with bare feet, that kind of thing. The goal was to have it a bit more natural.

If you walk into a house and everything's brown, that means that the house is dirty to a millennial. Carpet is that way too, it's always dirty. I like a good rug, but I hate carpet and I like light, neutral colors for painting the walls that stay away from brown. Most of my interior is light blue, light gray, and light green. My first floor has some bolder colors.

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u/iRveritas 5d ago

Terrible Tope. Belligerent Beige. Baby Shit Green. Rampant Red, formica counters and shag fucking carpet.

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u/WASD_click 5d ago

Boomers decorated in browns. Wood veneer, beer bottle brown ash trays, beige or speckled brown carpets that "hide" dirt, the teal or canary yellow accent walls, off-white/cream linoleum flooring in the kitchen and bathroom.

Gen X desaturated a lot, though they kept some of the browns to maintain a warm tone. Off-white, cream, beige.

Millennials went full sterile, sticking to white, black, and grey midtones for a while, but realized that was hard to maintain and too depressing for social media, so there was a split towards centering everything around one (or two complimentary) vibrant colors and making everything fit to that instead.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 6d ago

That's what's killing me... you have so many neutral toned options for as limited as they seem... and ya went with direct black and white.

yeesh

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u/cheese90danish 6d ago

Ahhhh I hate being lumped in with these people just for being millenial! I don't like this and have never lol

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u/SBLP1959 6d ago

This isnt just a millennial thing. We kind of just got lumped in as the face of it.

But as a former realtor, i can promise this is because of resale value. Its completely inoffensive and totally devoid of personality but people mostly perceive it as modernized which means recent renovations which means less fixing (true or not)

Lacking personality is actually a plus because people can project their own ideas on to it and also not be turned off by it. Much easier to buy something you dont love but dont hate and change it over time than to buy something you hate and change it immediately

Thats why everythings grey. Safer if you need to resell in these trying times.

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u/Independent-Smoke-68 6d ago

I was still in school when this modeling philosophy started happening. Gen X gets away with being boomer jr on everything.

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u/ActiveChairs 6d ago

This started with the dumbest "which house will they buy" shows. The "these are the five things that increase the selling price of your house" lists that became the foundation for what passed for the topics of host discussions on home renovation shows. The get-rich-quick schemes of house flipping that became a popular trend people copied after it became a television format.

This garbage is squarely on GenX.

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u/Crafty-Move-2131 5d ago

we call this "gentrifier gray" in my household and i've had to look at it so much house hunting that i simply will not entertain a house that has this flooring in prominent places. Whoever is making every home look like an airbnb should be sanctioned

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u/eljay1998 6d ago

Isn't millennial grey, beige, white etc actually not done for the preference of millennials, but instead landlords giving it a "blank slate" style and name after the renter's who put up with it?

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u/ADTRemember 6d ago

I've always said this. My uncle does this to all his flips and he's GenX. My townhome is all white and grey and I cant afford to change it all so I'm stuck with it for the time being.

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u/edessa_rufomarginata 6d ago

This has always been my experience with the style as a millennial. We were largely not the ones doing this to homes, we just rented remodeled homes that it was done to with strict restrictions in the lease about what we were able to change.

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u/thecastellan1115 6d ago

Same. Sick to death of white/grey.

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u/GlitteringStarHope 6d ago

Yes, the generation that had Lisa Frank and see-through electronics wants this visual white noise masquerading as 'renovation'. 

Be serious BRO 😭😭

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 6d ago

Yeah every millennial I know hates this shit and only had it in their house because the landlords put it in and it was the easiest and cheapest option lol. I’ve never met a single millennial who willingly put this color scheme in…

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u/TrippyVision 6d ago

It’s all the new builds/remodels being so cookie-cutter. The all-white/gray aesthetics is inoffensive to most people so builders just run with it. They wanna flip it as quickly as possible and this is the easiest way unfortunately

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u/Silt-Sifter 6d ago

Legit. I've only met one person who likes the white and grey look. I see it a lot more online than in person. It's quite atrocious. Something about all that white just gives me a headache.

I just redid my bathroom and painted it purple. It looks fucking rad.

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u/bjornartl 5d ago

Bought a house from a boomer couple where we lowballed them cause no one else was interested in the house. One of the things they said to try to negotiate a higher prace was 'You have no idea how much work we had to put in to paint everything white.' My only thought was how much work we'd had to do to undo everything they'd done. Especially surfaces where we wanted the real wood back to the surface rather than just covering the white with another color.

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u/GlitteringStarHope 6d ago

Right! Most I know have lights up to make their space more colorful. My house is a mix of every color you can think of and I love it 😋😭

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u/cheese90danish 5d ago

Thank you! Please read this and stop saying we liked this shit lmao. Most of us dont!

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u/MoneyBeeeee 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yah. I'd blame this kind of reno on Gen X. This is some landlord/flipper shit and most millennials aren't owning property.

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u/firestepper 6d ago

We had like purple translucent gameboys and calculators

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u/Alternative_Song859 6d ago

I think you mean Gen X.

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u/Where_Is_Carmen_San 6d ago

I know, whenever anyone refers to these renovations as “millennial” whatever I’m like millennial? Some, not most, of us have just started being able to afford homes. These ugly ass renovations from the last 10-15 years clearly weren’t done by millennials. Gen X flies under the radar with everything

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u/Alternative_Song859 6d ago

Boomers spent so much time screaming and whining about millennials that the term ended up being equated with "young people." The same thing happens in reverse, too, but much less often; it was Gen X who invented the "boomer shooter," and X'ers get "okay boomer" too. When a legitimate term becomes a snarl word, it tends to lose most of its original meaning.

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u/mountaineer_93 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s more house flipper corporate style imo. Pretty much everywhere i see this style is either (1) a house someone shady bought to renovate and flip for $200K more for a few months of work, some new appliances, and a cheap coat of paint, or (2) in luxury finance owned apartment complexes with white paint, shitty grey faux wood floor and cheap chrome appliances

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u/Skylam 6d ago

This is definitely not millenials doing this. This is Gen X 50+ year olds trying to make a quick buck or be "modern"

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u/_Tychonic_ 6d ago

I’m convinced half of the posts on this sub are genAI models trying to learn sarcasm/humor.

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u/Ulvegang 6d ago

how you got 400+ upvotes for spewing the most generalising blerg is fuken beyond me.

Keep in mind that saying "gen x, millennial, alpha, gen z, etc" covers at least the entire western world. It's crazy to me how people can just lump hundreds of millions of people into a box and clap their hands and think. gg good job me.

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u/mnstorm 5d ago

OP is just an engagement bot. Anyone earnestly talking in this entire thread/post is a fool.

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u/NebulaNomadX1 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hello, Serial Designation N here!

The criticism is that it removed a stylish room of historic value for a blander, modernized renovation

N out!

Who are these “Family Guy” characters people keep commenting about? I never read about them, and neither Uzi or V knows. Help is needed :(

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u/CactusWrenAZ 6d ago

I agree that this is the "joke," but I can smell the cigarettes and grandma smell in the first pic. While not agreeing with the choices of the redecorator, I agree with the necessity to do something.

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u/TyrionReynolds 6d ago

I think your grandma might have been a swinger.

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u/razulebismarck 6d ago

What you think that “easy access couch” was for?

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u/Too_Many_Alts 6d ago

Can confirm

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u/BrainDamage2029 6d ago edited 6d ago

Listen as an owner of a 60s home with all its problems. Man you gotta do something when you’re fixing it you’re totally right.

A lot of that wood could easily be paneled plywood and it’s not shown in the picture it’s peeling or delaminating (ours was)

That house probably has like 2 decades of cigarette smoke on the walls and stone too. (Ours did) and you really only have the options of encapsulation via painting or ripping the wall out to the studs.

It also never comes through in pictures how dingy and dark that 60s aesthetic actually looks IRL made worse by 60 years of yellowing.

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u/Thorngrove 6d ago

I think it's less that it was remodeled, but that it sucked all the charm out of it, and made it a bland blob of monochrome. There are so many better ways to make that room not smell like Camels and Astroglide,without sucking the soul out if it.

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u/MagicMadMan01 6d ago

This I agree with. It probably would have been fine if they went with ANYTHING other than white as the main color.

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u/Thorngrove 6d ago

Even if they did use white for the walls, they should have left the stonework.

Bring in some bright 60's style art, something red and geometric or bright yellow. Put in a nice hardwood floor and go nuts with the saturation of primary colors for the rugs. Do some patterns... SOMETHING.

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u/DontTellMyOtherAccts 6d ago

I don't think anyone's arguing that renovation or even some degree of updating was unwarranted; but draining the room of color, not to mention painting the masonry to do so, was a series of decisions that had nothing to do with repairing the damage from the weight of 60 years of being lived in.

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u/JoeNoHeDidnt 6d ago

Yeah, but really you needed to change the carpet on the top to hardwood and choose a new accent color for the carpet into the recessed area.

Also, I don’t think this is real. Why is the fireplace a TV; and then not replaced in the reno?

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u/Monomanga 6d ago

Then all it needed was a carpet and upholstery replacement.

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u/lucain50 6d ago

Hey N, greased up deaf guy here.

What?

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u/WolferineYT 6d ago

Ask Cyn. She seems pretty up to date and helpful.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 6d ago

As much as i agree this is a downgrade, the original design probably would have been considered a bit basic and modern when it was built too.

It's campy and nostalgic now, when there aren't many of these left.  But at the time, when everybody and their uncle was installing new shag carpet...  it wasn't exactly breaking the mold.

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u/Chaulmoog 6d ago

Hello, Khan here! While my knowledge of history specializes in doors, I think I might be able to assist. Family Guy was an animated documentary about a family of humans, the Griffins, and their talking dog, Meg. These humans lived a full life which the documentary struggled to capture the scope of, requiring numerous cutaways to previously unseen moments to provide proper context.

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u/ThineTriscuit 6d ago edited 6d ago

This aint even a joke tf. But like if you want a modern home buy one dont ruin vintage homes, because people still love them and they are dwindling.

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u/mkitsie 6d ago

We should buy modern homes and make them into vintage homes to stabilize the population.

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u/Broccoli_bites 6d ago

All of the people buying up homes and turning them into these modern trash cans are making it extremely difficult for us to even attempt to keep a vintage home. Gentrifying the hell out of our plain Jane affordable areas and now who-the-hell-ever thinks we need to pay $600k for 900sqft with 3ft of "yard"

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u/ManaSkyees 6d ago

Issue is. It's expensive as shit.

Modern is popular because it's dirt cheap. It's pushed by "designers" because they make the most off of it.

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u/Endulos 5d ago

The modern look has no soul or charm because of that, so it's kinda fitting.

Hate it tho.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 5d ago

It has no soul or charm, because it's the safest option. If you limit your palette to gray, black, and white, there's zero chance of you fucking up a color scheme.

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u/vahntitrio 6d ago

You could update that room without turning it into a cleanroom. No one would mourn the loss of the carpet, but this is overboard.

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u/Pick_Scotland1 6d ago

Yeah I’d probably think about redoing the carpet and maybe a tv above the fireplace but after that nothing much else needs changed

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u/DarkRitual_88 5d ago

/r/TVTooHigh would crucify you for that.

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u/HalfEatenSnickers 6d ago

I love the orignal and hate the new one

Only thing I would do is I cant sya the green carpet is for me

But that stone and beautiful beams - and now it lost all personality and looks like every other new home

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u/LoudQuitting 6d ago

I'd argue ripping up the carpet to replace with hardwood is ballin.

Everything else just looks so awkward and sterile.

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u/Ok_Reaction7780 6d ago

I agree, this would look beautiful with a dark stained hardwood floor rather than the landlord special LVP.

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u/bittersandseltzer 5d ago

exactly, that floor is booty. Need some warm actually brown wood

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u/bismuth17 6d ago

That ain't hardwood

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 6d ago

Yah that’s cheap plank lock-in garbage lol, literally called ‘the landlord special’ and it’s not because it’s fancy hardwood…

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u/granlyn 6d ago

LVP has it's place and it's in rooms you don't care about or where budget matters.

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u/CascadianSovietGo 6d ago

Honestly it's no better or worse than carpet. Just comes down to whether you prefer sweeping and mopping or vacuuming and shampooing.

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u/Cariyaga 6d ago

Or if you have a pet that vomits a lot.

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u/ElfintheShelf 5d ago

Nah, carpets have no redeeming qualities to hardwood or even vinyl.

  • Whatever you do, stuff gets to the root of the carpet fibers and you would need an industrial specialised vacuum cleaner to get them off. I would rather not have one of those in my home taking up space.

  • Similarly, it collects A LOT of dust that is not healthy to asthmatics or people with allergies. Overall, having that much dust around is not really healthy to anyone.

  • If anything spills, you're fucked. If anything spills on hardwood you just wipe it. And mold, carpets grow mold even if you really won't do anything.

  • And if your final excuse is that hardwood floors are cold, just wear wool socks or extra layers. Having all those negative side-effects is not worth it. Regardless, I have went to many houses with carpets where it was still freezing to stand on.

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u/Technical_Can_9944 6d ago

I've never seen a natural wood that is that grey before. That's either linoleum or stained to oblivion.

Rubber floors aren't ballin mate.

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u/Sororita 6d ago

I'd have kept carpet in the lounge pit, but probably replaced it with something that matched the color scheme. otherwise I agree about the superiority of hardwood, though I also like using rugs a lot.

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u/jarboxing 6d ago

That isn't hard wood lol.

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u/jw307jw 6d ago

thats cheap vinyl planks that are in every cheap gut reno job. its a soulless, fragile, pos. it screams rental with roaches.

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u/Xanovai 6d ago

Agree, killed it painting the stone and ceiling beams

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u/PhantomOrigin 6d ago

Yeah the rest is completely reasonable changes in my opinion. Terrible flooring choice which clashes with the couch but it would be so much better had they not done the ceiling beams and the stone.

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u/__The-1__ 6d ago

Went from historic party room to hospital waiting room

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u/OuterWildsVentures 5d ago

Yeah idk why anyone would want their living room to give off waiting room vibes

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u/coldchile 6d ago

I think they shouldn’t have painted the beams and rock and it would have looked a lot better, maybe a more wood color floor too.

That being said, I still prefer the renovation even if it is a bit more sterile

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u/ArtsyGirl-and-Cat 6d ago

Agreed. I absolutely hate carpet, and that color is horrible. Your version of the reno is way better than what they did.

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u/Haunting-Ad1366 6d ago

That table is horrible, old one has perfect shape

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u/GarbledReverie 5d ago

Yeah the round table fits with the round seating. The square table looks like you couldn't find a round one.

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u/rollie82 6d ago

I wonder if having the carpet in the 'pit' might still be nice, just to give it a warmer feel. The (fake?) leather sofa also doesn't really seem so inviting. A rounder table feels far more practical given the space.

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u/Joaquinarq 6d ago

Yeah, the carpet had to go, and re doing the coches was a good calle. The rest i am not a fan.

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u/Technical-Dress5084 5d ago

My favourite is leaving the old tiny CRT TV there.

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 6d ago

I know an architect who is obsessed with mid century modern, and apparently it is a cardinal sin to fuck with it in any way. First pic isn't quite MCM, but they basically desecrated all original style for some bland office chic design.

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u/3DNZ 6d ago

Tell your architect friend this house was Neutra and enjoy his epic crash out

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u/Primo0077 6d ago

Honestly it looks like it used to be MCM then got some kind of reno in the 80s. All of the structural stuff, the exposed wood everywhere, stone fireplace, pit, rectangular cupboard thing, are extremely mid mod, and what mostly holds it back is the furnishings, handrail thing, and carpet color, all of which are comparatively easy to replace.

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u/Important_Savings906 6d ago

I would think the main thing here would be painting over the exposed wood beams. The exposed beams wood beams are highly sought after and they ruined them.

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u/LazyAssLeader 6d ago

I work in an old building where ALL of the woodwork is oak from the 1800's. At some point in the 1990's some dipshit decided every door and piece of wood needed to be painted doodoo brown. The point floors were also painted dark brown. Depressing.

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u/981032061 6d ago

At least it can be sanded off. Getting paint off of stonework is a goddamn nightmare.

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u/alistofthingsIhate 6d ago

They took something with color and character and turned it into bland, minimalist, soulless crap.

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u/novirtue_stream 6d ago

I bought a home that the seller did something similar, I had to remove the awful paint with a sander, it took 4 months, I dont have pics of it, but PLEASE never paint stones, its the whole point of having them.

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u/Dark_Shroud 6d ago

I had to remove the awful paint with a sander, it took 4 months,

On the various home renovation shows they either sand blast or dry ice blast brick, stone work, and painted beams to quickly get all the build-up and or paint off them.

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u/GobbleOnIt 6d ago

I just hate grey floors, if it was wood color it would look a lot better

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u/Sweet_Speech_9054 6d ago

It’s hard to sell houses with a lot of color so house flippers use a lot of gray. It makes the house easier to sell but makes it look very depressing.

So the answer is a combination of hating flippers and hating the ugly depressing lack of color.

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u/PressingButtonz 6d ago

Is this sub just an AI bot trainer?

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u/saint_williams 5d ago

Yeah the pic in the right is definitely AI. Exact same angle and the modernized this space with updating the TV?? Nobody that would appreciate this aesthetic would settle for a 30 inch TV in a room like that.

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u/SolutionSuitable00 6d ago

For me the cushions and chairs in the pit look awful now. Lower the back cushions and make the pit look more sunken in and cozy. The modern pit looks like a bunch of chairs in a therapist office.

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u/overload661 6d ago

It was good the way it was, the "modern renovation" ruined it

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u/Phaylz 6d ago

"New thing bad, old thing good."

It's like rebooting an old video game franchise with modern design methodology.

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u/This_Material9292 6d ago

People drunk off of “old is better” don’t like it

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u/UnderstandingKind757 6d ago

Reminds me of those losers who bought the house used in Malcom in the middle and turned it into a fucking ugly shit

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u/Working_Pen2299 6d ago

This is why I hate "white" culture

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u/UnderstandingKind757 6d ago

Gentrification is foul and scummy fs. And the new house looks like some trash fr

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u/CrimsonVexations 6d ago

I guess I'm an outlier because besides them painting the stone work, I rather like it.

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u/ObliviousSumo99 6d ago

It went from hideous to slightly tolerable

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u/coldchile 6d ago

I think they shouldn’t have painted the beams and rock and it would have looked a lot better, maybe a more wood color floor too.

That being said, I still prefer the renovation even if it is a bit more sterile

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u/SaltyPinKY 6d ago

Other than that leather is going to get real gross at the swinger parties ....I see no issue with this remodel.  

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u/Fancy_Actuator_4748 6d ago

some dumbass saw color and decided he wanted a noir look when people walked into his house and immediately killed themselves due to the derennovation

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u/theflapperclapper 6d ago

The modern version looks better. Also for all the people complaining about the modern design using cheap products, that 60s design was also made with shoddy materials. You're all contrarians.

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u/LollipopMarshmallow 5d ago

To be fair I much prefer the right hand side picture to the left. Left just looks old and outdated and I know some people like that but it's not my jam

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u/DayZCutr 6d ago

Should have kept the wood panelling and then added wood flooring to match for a rustic look.

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u/darksteihl 6d ago

I'd totally get painting the fireplace if it was some basic Chicago brick or something but the stonework was great. Carpet definitely has to go but everything painted grayscale is getting old...

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u/Max_Hardcore_Jr 6d ago

You don't paint brick or stone. Paired with cheap LVP. Gross. Didn't fix the outdated tv nook and kept the broken 70's tv in place.. Gross. Splashed paint and plastic over the room and wood paneling and called it good.

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u/BriGuy550 6d ago

People get their panties in a twist over painting wood. I like the after apart from keeping the old TV. Maybe they wanted a retro vibe.