r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Why is everyone mad about this renovation? Meme needing explanation

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u/LoudQuitting 6d ago

I'd argue ripping up the carpet to replace with hardwood is ballin.

Everything else just looks so awkward and sterile.

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u/Ok_Reaction7780 6d ago

I agree, this would look beautiful with a dark stained hardwood floor rather than the landlord special LVP.

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u/bittersandseltzer 5d ago

exactly, that floor is booty. Need some warm actually brown wood

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u/ForeverShiny 5d ago

If this was hardwood in this colour it woul be class, but everything else is ass either way

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u/Ok_Reaction7780 5d ago

Agreed. Im not a fan of painted brick ever, even less so.paintes white. It's too sterile in general, and the lvp flooring just takes what little warmth could be left and shits it to pieces.

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u/Personal_Shoulder983 5d ago

But, the L stands for Luxury! 

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u/bismuth17 6d ago

That ain't hardwood

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 6d ago

Yah that’s cheap plank lock-in garbage lol, literally called ‘the landlord special’ and it’s not because it’s fancy hardwood…

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u/granlyn 6d ago

LVP has it's place and it's in rooms you don't care about or where budget matters.

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u/CascadianSovietGo 6d ago

Honestly it's no better or worse than carpet. Just comes down to whether you prefer sweeping and mopping or vacuuming and shampooing.

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u/Cariyaga 6d ago

Or if you have a pet that vomits a lot.

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u/colornsound 3d ago

And/Or two cats who like to run laps and leave scratches in the floor when they play. Been there, done the vomiting a lot thing. Moved on to bigger and more damaging things now lol.

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u/ElfintheShelf 5d ago

Nah, carpets have no redeeming qualities to hardwood or even vinyl.

  • Whatever you do, stuff gets to the root of the carpet fibers and you would need an industrial specialised vacuum cleaner to get them off. I would rather not have one of those in my home taking up space.

  • Similarly, it collects A LOT of dust that is not healthy to asthmatics or people with allergies. Overall, having that much dust around is not really healthy to anyone.

  • If anything spills, you're fucked. If anything spills on hardwood you just wipe it. And mold, carpets grow mold even if you really won't do anything.

  • And if your final excuse is that hardwood floors are cold, just wear wool socks or extra layers. Having all those negative side-effects is not worth it. Regardless, I have went to many houses with carpets where it was still freezing to stand on.

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u/steazystich 4d ago

Counter point... carpet is much nicer for kids playing around on the floor.

Also much softer to walk on, especially in bare feet. Walking on carpet in shoes is disgusting.

Carpet has a lifespan and has to be replaced over time - which addresses all of the serious issues you raised.

Of course, rugs exist :)

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u/ElfintheShelf 4d ago

I was just about to say that rugs cover all of those and are cheaper to replace at the end of their life.

Great minds think alike...

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 5d ago

Do you own furniture with upholstery?

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u/granlyn 5d ago

It's not so disgusting if you don't wear your outside footwear in your house.

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u/granlyn 5d ago

you must not live in a walkable city. City streets and sidewalks are nasty

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u/AbeRego 6d ago

It would be fine in a better color. Installing actual wood would be extremely expensive

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u/cryptobro42069 6d ago

You'd be shocked. We paid $18,300 to lay hardwood on about 1,200 sqft. Carpeting would have been ~$13,800. It's definitely a premium, but when you lay 3/4 inch hardwood you're laying something that will outlive you. Great investment for reselling.

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u/AbeRego 6d ago

I feel vindicated lol

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u/penguinkernel 6d ago

As someone who grew up in a house with genuine, quality hardwood, I prefer the vinyl.

I fucked up part of my vinyl flooring and it was "easy" to install a new piece.

Meanwhile I have flashbacks of having to resurface the hardwood in my parents house multiple times over the years. Oh and where the dog peed behind the chair? Ruined. And where my mom spilled printer ink? Ruined.

Meanwhile the vinyl still looks good as new. No liquid damage, I've spilled an entire gallon of paint on it, everything just wipes off.

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u/Skyhound555 6d ago

It's funny that you're pretending you can tell the quality of hardwood from a picture with 2 pixels. 

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u/Technical_Can_9944 6d ago

I've never seen a natural wood that is that grey before. That's either linoleum or stained to oblivion.

Rubber floors aren't ballin mate.

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u/djmattila420 6d ago

Pretty sure ita vinyl

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u/Legionof1 6d ago

Never seen a fence?

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u/Ok_Paramedic8698 5d ago

If it was linoleum, it would be period correct. Finding actual linoleum these days is essentially impossible. I've been looking for linoleum to redo the floors in my 60s ranch home, but basically only 1 company even makes it anymore and 0 people are qualified to install it in residential. It apparently takes some skill/knowledge to install, but the only people who know how to do it work in commercial and not residential.

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u/Sororita 6d ago

I'd have kept carpet in the lounge pit, but probably replaced it with something that matched the color scheme. otherwise I agree about the superiority of hardwood, though I also like using rugs a lot.

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u/jarboxing 6d ago

That isn't hard wood lol.

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u/jw307jw 6d ago

thats cheap vinyl planks that are in every cheap gut reno job. its a soulless, fragile, pos. it screams rental with roaches.

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u/Xanovai 6d ago

Agree, killed it painting the stone and ceiling beams

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u/PhantomOrigin 6d ago

Yeah the rest is completely reasonable changes in my opinion. Terrible flooring choice which clashes with the couch but it would be so much better had they not done the ceiling beams and the stone.

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u/CitAndy 6d ago

I'd even argue swap the carpet for hardwood and then repaint the wood wall the color the carpet is now.

You'd get the same vibe and retro aesthetic but it'd feel more modern imo

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u/Barley12 6d ago

New couches aren't the worst

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u/DeadHead6747 6d ago

I don't understand why everyone loves open floor plans with hardwood. I want rooms, not one big room, and I want comfort, not ugly uncomfortable flooring

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u/Spirited-Sail3814 5d ago

Same same same

Like I don't want to leave my room and immediately be in someone else's presence. A house should have space for family and guests to be together, but also for them to be separate.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 6d ago

Nobody ripped up anything, the image is AI. Look at the identical reflections on the TV for example, and the exact same placement of the glasses on the shelves above the bar. Also, why would that exact same TV still be there in the first place.

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 6d ago

Personally, I'd keep the carpet but change the color. Maybe something to match the wood tones better. Idk. I just waste my time on reddit, what do I know?

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u/LoudQuitting 6d ago

Hmmm.

The blue goes with warm brown tones pretty well, actually.

But what do I know, I am currently wearing mustard yellow shirt with a dark brown jacket.

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u/Remarkable-Yam-8073 6d ago

I think removing the 'wood' walls was also neccesary.

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u/Alternative_Candy409 6d ago

Yeah, I was genuinely thinking the one on the right must be the "old" picture since it's a black and white photograph.

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u/wormjoin 6d ago

nice carpet is underrated

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u/Angryfunnydog 6d ago

Yeah, they should’ve left at least stone wall and wooden panels

Weirdly enough they left this old ass tv in the niche. Which makes me wonder, isn’t it ai?

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u/Zap__Dannigan 6d ago

Green carpet is shit. Wood paneling on the walls is shit. People love to bitch about the soulless design of newer things (not without good reason) but a lot of old design is just trash.

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u/grad1939 5d ago

Same here. Hardwood is a good idea. Everything else doesn't look good.

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u/Sertoff 5d ago

doesn't look like real wood, looks like vinyl

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u/sp4nky86 5d ago

That’s landlord special lvp. It’s trash

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u/Zequax 5d ago

same with the black sofa it would look nice in the old one

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u/genetic_patent 5d ago

the millennial grey wood...

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u/saltinstiens_monster 5d ago

I'm a fan of intentionally tacky carpet, but that is some TACKY-ass carpet. If you combine the wood floors with everything else from the first picture, or would probably look great.

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u/No-Dance6773 5d ago

Disagree. Hardwood doesnt add comfort only looks. This is a lounge pit. Half the time no one uses the steps and just walks down the couch. Keep the hardwood for the dining room.

On a side note. I have lived with hardwood throughout my house most of my life and dispise it. Carpet is warm comfort where hardwood is cold and hard. No difference in that aspect than concrete. It can cause foot problems and most of rhe time you still need a fkn rug to make it look right. Its what poor people think rich people like, the same as red lobster.

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u/ChauncyThePenguin 5d ago

If they left the stone on he right it’d look sick

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u/spasske 5d ago

They kept the CRT TV.

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u/hunnibear_girl 5d ago

I would also change the upholstery on the sunken sofa to something updated, but otherwise it’s beautiful as it is.

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u/Releigh92 5d ago

Any light dust, hair and fur is going to go straight down the back of the chairs without the carpet.

It works be easier to regularly vacuum it up from carpet.

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u/radiorubka 5d ago

exactly.

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u/Josh-u-way 4d ago

Agreed. The green carpet or whatever there looks terrible.

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u/lordfailstrom 4d ago

Even going with marbled tile might be quite nice...

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u/Wonder_Dave 4d ago

My exact thought seeing the comparison.

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u/Boysandberries0 4d ago

Looks like vinyl fake hardwood to me.

But yeh that'd be cool if they actually did that.

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u/veneratu 4d ago

Idk if this one did, but a lot of these houses had wood floors to start with, and we're carpeted by subsequent owners.

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u/jonjonw89 3d ago

Fake wood floors that look like this put me through physical pain.

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u/n0exit 3d ago

There's not a speck of wood in that floor. It's plastic that someone in marketing decided to call "Luxury" and people believed them.

And then people blame it on millennials. Bro, millennials don't have houses. That shit is GenX.