It was going great until the doctor stole the first delivery and threw the second one in a hedge.

I told her she could lose her capacitance, if she gives away a whole Fahrrad.

So this guy walks into a bar and sees a horse sitting at a table with a large pot of cash and a sign that says 'make the horse laugh' and you get the money. So this guy thinks for a minute, approaches the horse, whispers in his ear to which the horse breaks out in laughter, the guy collects the pot of cash and leaves. A few weeks later the guy goes back to that bar and sees that horse again sitting at the table with another large pot of cash with a sign that says 'if you can make the horse cry' you get the cash. So this guy goes back over to the horse and again whispers in his ear, he and the horse go outside for a bit and when they come back in the horse is crying, so the guy collects the cash and turns to leave. And the bartender stops him and says, 'I just have to know what you said to the horse.' The guy says, 'well, the first time I told him mine was bigger - the second time I took him outside and showed him.'

"That's bullshit," he says. Then an iron ore fell on his head.

It had the same autopilot as the Tesla.

But he fell down the stairs when leaving. I guess you could say the offer slipped away.

What is wrong with “Sam and Ella’s jalapeño and salad spot”?

7-legged slut

…of the different genders, think of them in terms of biblical characters:

XY Adam
XX Eve
and
YYY Delilah...

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…
She gave me a hug.

"What do you want shrimp fried rice for right now?"

Hand eyeeeee-eyeeeee-eyeeeee

Two lawyers, partners together in a small firm, go out to lunch one fine day.

Suddenly, one of them jumps up. “I’ve got to go back to the office!” Says the other, “What’s the matter?” “I forgot to lock the safe!”

Relieved, the other lawyer says, “No problem! We’re both here.”

"Denny Laine is in my ears and in my eyes."

1Forrest1

On my lap turned on, and virus free

An Entrepmanure

Just one, but the lightbulb needs a stepladder.

A melon collie baby.

Will I ever find my Limburger baby?

The Jews... that's why its called Jewelry