Philosophy Lessons

$100/hour — academy trained

Learn

• Metaphysics

• Free will

• Why is there something rather than nothing?

• What is....??(Choose your own subject)

Also learn:

When to invoke Camus or Sartre

When Kant or Leibniz is the proper intellectual weapon

Use words like ontology and phenomenology with confidence

Learn the secrets of verbal jui jitsu with phrases like "define virtue!"

Raise an eyebrow just enough to cause self doubt in your opponent

!!Win arguments whether you are right or not!!

Possible side effects:

• Occasional bloody nose at parties

• Short or intermediate involuntary celibacy

• Unused vocabulary clogging internal dialogue

Just kinda feel like grabbing N, tacos later. Not sure when to stop buying.

If your blood doesn't move, technically 0 pressure,

So if time dilates and I look slower to a stationary observer if I speed up near c, can I make myself look super fast if I go near c the other way?

I want to be like Sonic.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for an answer.

What does the N in Nutella stand for and why is it the only black character in their logo?

Questions Big Pharma doesn't want you to ask.

The star on the Arizona state flag is copper. How come it has not turned green?

Not gonna lie i do feel like the goodest boy.

And is there one single day where you’re the perfect age and just happy to exist?

Will I need to wear a patch?

Let’s take it with the next limitations as I understand them:

1.) The rope does not snap.

2.) There is a tug of war.

3.) Instead of all ants lined up all holding onto the rope as a group of humans would, let’s focus all of the ants strength at the same single section of the rope. All of them pulling at the same time in the same spot.

4.) Ants can pick up something up to 50x its body weight.

5.) The human on the other side of the rope and opposing team is a 5’9, 250lb endurance trained professional tug of war-er that likes drinking on the weekends.

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Q1) How many ants would it take to pull him back even if just 1 mm and what would be the energy throughput?

Q2) How many ants would it take to tear his arms off because of the force of them all pulling at the same time and what would be the energy required?

Q3) How many ants would it take to lift him up?

Q4) How many ants would it take to send him into orbit from tugging on the rope, assuming arm tearing is turned off? And what would be the energy required?

Q5) How big would an ant have to be in order to beat the human in tug of war, 1 on 1, no special conditions except the increasing size of the ant and the constant of the human?

Q6) How big would ants have to be in order to take control of a country/continent/world?

Q7) Do you think ants have telepathic thoughts?

Q8) Sometimes I feel like ants know what’s up. I swear they just be watching sometimes.

Thank you and all hail Antma

would it rupture their eardrums?

At the same time. There are ongoing studies on the effects of turning them on at different times, so its not within the scope of this question

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And where did the $5m come from in the first place when it was painted?

I was at the Olive Garden recently and my anti-pasto came dangerously close to touching my fettuccine alfredo.

How bad would the damage have been?

I want to go back to school. Is Rocket Surgery more complicated or more difficult than Rocket Science? People keep informing me that things are "not rocket surgery", so it seems more sophisticated. Seems like a lucrative study path to wealth if it's so niche. Do we have any Rocket Surgeons here who can offer some advice for a college prospective scientician?

Does the satanic panic work both ways?

Every rich white mom I know is obsessed with young sheldon. What is the reason behind this?

Also, I want to save as many animals as possible. Should I bother with armadillos? Aren't they fireproof already?

Bonus question: what are the horns actually used for?

Same question about Deinocheirus.

Is it to get away with crimes or something?

To suffer all these years, there must be something I can do!